"I don't care what color you paint the kitchen." Really means....
"As long as it's not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white."
"It's a guy thing." Really means....
There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" Really means....
"Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really mean....
Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.
"Good idea." Really means....
"It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating."
"Have you lost weight?" Really means....
"I've just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill."
"My wife doesn't understand me." Really means....
"She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."
"It would take too long to explain." Really means....
"I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means....
"The batteries in the remote are dead."
"I got a lot done." Really means....
"I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture."
"We're going to be late." Really means....
"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"You cook just like my mother used to." Really means....
"She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means....
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear." Really means....
"Are you still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means....
"I forgot our anniversary again."
"You expect too much of me." Really means....
"You want me to stay awake."
"It's a really good movie." Really means....
"It's got guns, knives, fast cars."
"That's women's work." Really means....
"It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
2007-12-12 00:01:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, now i understand a bit more, exactly how a mans mind works, wont take any notice of it though, pmsl
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2007-12-12 00:21:33 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Groucho Marx: I'd never belong to a club that would have someone like me for a member. Dorothy Parker: Men don't make passes at girls that wear glasses. John Lennon: Would the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, just rattle your jewelry. Customs: Do you have anything to declare, Mr. Wilde? Oscar Wilde: Only my genius. Mugger: You money or your life. Jack Benny: ... Mugger: Well? Jack Benny: I'm thinking, I'm thinking! Richard J. Daley: The policeman is not there to create disorder. THe policeman is there to preserve disorder. Richard J. Daley: Remember to vote early and vote often. Woody Allen: What's wrong with masturbation? It's sex with someone I love.
2016-04-08 22:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 some true x
2007-12-12 22:01:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-12 00:03:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say that you've been married for at least seven years, or you really listened to your mother. The bad news is there is more to come.
2007-12-12 00:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by tgdjm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You see, I read all that and my only reaction is:
"A cordless drill for $30? Where can I get one of those?!"
Male mentality...
2007-12-12 00:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by Slappy McStretchNuts 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's interesting dear.
2007-12-12 00:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by Jules C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's neither funny or true. I have a good sense of humor but this just disrespects both sexes.
2007-12-12 00:06:00 · answer #8 · answered by I love soup... 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Excellent lol
2007-12-12 03:07:51 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-12 03:27:05 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋