....is he still wrong ?
2007-12-12 04:31:43 · 31 answers · asked by bbq 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey lighten up fella -its a joke i heard on the radio this morning
2007-12-12 04:40:38 · update #1
Definitely!
2007-12-12 04:33:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♫Harmony♪♫ 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2007-12-12 04:47:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
It depends on what chores around the house he didn't do before he hi-tailed it out of there. Say, ferinstance, he left a beautiful bouquet of flowers and a warm bubble bath for her when she get's home from shopping, he may be wrong, but he's not going to pay for it.
On the other hand, if he left the dirty dishes out and put his underwear in the dishwasher, not only will he be wrong, but he damn well better stay out in the woods for a while.
Not that I'm speaking from experience here or anything....you know, I had a friend tell me about this once. Yea, that's right, this happened to a friend. And boy oh boy, was he wrong.
2007-12-12 08:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by Unforgiven 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
of direction! What the heck is he doing in simple terms status around in the woods? Did he wander off lower back because of the fact "genuine adult men do no longer ask for guidelines"? Uh huh, that's what i presumed! Now, he needs to flow take out the trash and get that backyard mowed!
2016-10-11 03:30:25 · answer #4 · answered by menachekanian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
always...he doesn't even need to talk...he may be going the wrong way and never will stop to ask
2007-12-12 04:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell no! He's right every time the woman isn't around!
2007-12-12 04:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by DB 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree with Lise K ... it's probably the only time is isn't wrong. lol
2007-12-12 04:41:03 · answer #7 · answered by Gail 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's no such thing since women can read minds even over long distances
2007-12-12 04:34:55 · answer #8 · answered by Pi 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-12-12 04:34:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The answer is the same as what is the sound of one hand clapping?
2007-12-12 04:34:14 · answer #10 · answered by chyrrl j 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋