one day malcolm walks into the army recruitement office and says to the officer " i wanna join the s.a.s!"
Okay, says the officer, you look fairly clever, whats 4 plus 4?
"8" replies malcolm.
"well done young man" says the officer, "heres a stick of dinamite, go and blow something up, then come back for the next bit of the test."
off trots malcolm, and half an hour later there's an almighty bang, and malcolm walks back into the office, looking pleased with himself.
"well done, young fella" says the officer, "now, how many letters in the alphabet?"
"24" replies malcolm
er, no" says the officer, "it's 26!!!!
"no it isnt!" replies malcolm,"its 24, i've just blown up B & Q!!!!!!
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2007-03-01
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