one day malcolm walks into the army recruitement office and says to the officer " i wanna join the s.a.s!"
Okay, says the officer, you look fairly clever, whats 4 plus 4?
"8" replies malcolm.
"well done young man" says the officer, "heres a stick of dinamite, go and blow something up, then come back for the next bit of the test."
off trots malcolm, and half an hour later there's an almighty bang, and malcolm walks back into the office, looking pleased with himself.
"well done, young fella" says the officer, "now, how many letters in the alphabet?"
"24" replies malcolm
er, no" says the officer, "it's 26!!!!
"no it isnt!" replies malcolm,"its 24, i've just blown up B & Q!!!!!!
:-)
2007-03-01 05:40:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hilarious.
A star for you. Now what about the W?
2007-03-01 05:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny- heres a star for you!
2007-03-01 13:57:22 · answer #2 · answered by Bushbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really gd ill give u a star :P
2007-03-01 13:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny
2007-03-05 11:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he could also have gone for W H smiths
2007-03-01 16:25:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny I guess
2007-03-01 13:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by tina b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
Two Fat guys are sitting at a bar,
one says 'your round',
the other says 'so are you, you fat B@****d!!'
2007-03-01 15:06:23 · answer #7 · answered by daniel_marsland 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd one
2007-03-01 14:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-01 13:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!!! you deserve a star...
2007-03-01 15:21:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋