Jokes & Riddles - March 2007

my nickname is tata. and its a common word in our language. the first one who can guess the correct meaning of Tata gets the 10 points.

2007-03-01 16:57:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

1.When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a different tune.

2.Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or gloves.

3.Respond to your roommate's questions with unrelated answers.

4.While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

5.Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.

6.When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

2007-03-01 16:48:13 · 9 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5

Body: okay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.

One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.


The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.


Lettuce!!!
















Tomato!!!

















Lettuce!!!
















Tomato!!!
















Lettuce!!!












Tomato!!!















She screams.










Lettuce!!!


















Tomato!!!





Whoa!!!








PULL IT OUT!!!











PULL IT OUT NOW!!!











I can't get pregnant!








Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

2007-03-01 16:33:50 · 32 answers · asked by Dr.DRE 4

can u get the cops called for prank calling or is prank calling just a stupid joke that is meant for nothing but laughs? I allow my son's to do it but only to friends who think of it as a joke but some people critisize me over it saying im not a good parent. I know alot of people used to do it when they were immature inclouding myself. as long as they use *67 I dont have a problem with it.my fave was calling 2 chinese places, placing 1 order then calling a differnt one and have them varify the order or something like that.

2007-03-01 16:29:26 · 8 answers · asked by justinbowen2003 2

So I asked a boy out and he said yes, I told him to come right in my apartment. That weekend i forgot, and just got out of the shower and was headed over to my room, when he walked in the room! I was comepletly un coverd!!!

2007-03-01 16:25:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-01 16:11:09 · 7 answers · asked by Toilet 2

laugh so hard you wet your pants and why?

2007-03-01 15:45:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

my friend told me this joke recently...... Q: did u hear that MJ died of food poisining.... now u ask WHY.... A: he ate some 12 year old NUTS!!!!

2007-03-01 15:33:29 · 33 answers · asked by BAY 3

its like they aim for pples cars!

2007-03-01 15:32:06 · 8 answers · asked by wamzy 2

2007-03-01 15:25:58 · 32 answers · asked by wamzy 2

A plane is flying over the Ocean when one of the engines fails, the pilot says over the intercom... Ladies and gentleman the plane is to heavy and we will all die unless we get rid of some weight. After dumping all the luggage the plane was still to heavy. The Pilot made another announcement, we are going to have to ask some passengers to jump out, this will surely mean you'll die but you will be heroes, the only way to do this fairly is to do it alphabetically. So will all the African Americans please stand up and go to the exits of the plane,(no one stands up). Okay will all the Black people stand up and go to the exits of the plane (again no one stands up) Will all the colored people stand up and go to the back of the plane. At this point a little girl sais mom I thought you said we were african american? and the mom says No child today we Ni**ers we go after the Mexicans and the crackers.

2007-03-01 15:25:02 · 21 answers · asked by jr321 2

2007-03-01 15:21:34 · 10 answers · asked by sunny 1

if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

really...do u know the answer?

2007-03-01 15:12:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Here it is: I rise in flame from the earth. The wind assails me and waters lash me. Soon I will oversee all things. What am I?
There are 2 correct answers, so give it your best shot.

2007-03-01 15:10:47 · 24 answers · asked by Radgar E 3

You get put into a room with no windows and no doors. All you have is a pencil. How do you get out. There is no windows, doors, and the roof is closed. Also, the pencil is NOT sharpened so you couldn't scratch you're way out.




Hint: Only read this if you must...think about Geometry...

2007-03-01 15:06:11 · 10 answers · asked by JesusLovesMe! 3

If I start to laugh, I can't stop it Until someone says something that makes me mad.

2007-03-01 15:03:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-01 15:01:19 · 5 answers · asked by BahamaBlue 2

i personally think this is as racist as it gets. i just want to see what the public thinks. if you feel offended, please tell.

2007-03-01 14:59:00 · 10 answers · asked by fadnsrtjuresmr 2

2007-03-01 14:58:52 · 4 answers · asked by BahamaBlue 2

Okay, so this is a tricky question. I even need help w/ the answer...

If there are 8 different flavors of ice cream:
Chocolate Vanilla
Orange Strawberry
Lime Lemon
Grape Chocolate chip


AND each cone has to scoops, how many ice cream cones can I make total??

2007-03-01 14:53:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-01 14:45:32 · 5 answers · asked by BahamaBlue 2

2007-03-01 14:41:51 · 4 answers · asked by phatso 4

A man is dead at a store front. The detective at the scene says "This man has been drugged." The store owner gets red and says "It was raining when I found him, so I drugged him under my awning."
rb

2007-03-01 14:41:09 · 9 answers · asked by the shadow knows 3

What starts with e and ends with e and has only one letter?

2007-03-01 14:35:58 · 15 answers · asked by Lone Hunter 4

Nothing, you already told her twice.

2007-03-01 14:30:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

RAIN on her parade or would you RUN FOR YOUR LIFE???

Most Beatles referrences in your answer that make SENSE, wins the blue ribbon.

2007-03-01 14:28:07 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6

this is the dumbest joke i've ever heard
Why is Santa such a perv?
He yells HO HO HO at children!

2007-03-01 14:26:52 · 23 answers · asked by Lone Hunter 4

2007-03-01 14:17:36 · 10 answers · asked by wholenote4 4

my friend and i are making up a list of good and bad jokes and it has to have 15+ good ones and 20+ bad ones....
any ones will be nice but they either have to be really good (aka: where does a general keep his armies? in his sleevies!) or really bad(ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no!).
please i need help fast!

2007-03-01 14:06:45 · 11 answers · asked by tari_whitney 2

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs:

In a mailbox? Bill
In the bathroom? John
In the water? Bob
In front of the door? Matt
In a hole? Doug or Phil
On the wall? Art (what do you call arms and legs on the wall?) Pieces of Art.

2007-03-01 13:58:07 · 8 answers · asked by mynickname2006 1