So I asked a boy out and he said yes, I told him to come right in my apartment. That weekend i forgot, and just got out of the shower and was headed over to my room, when he walked in the room! I was comepletly un coverd!!!
2007-03-01 16:25:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When I was in high school, we had to take one semester of swimming to pass gym class. I was very well developed and my bathing suit was kinda small. My parents were too cheap to buy me a new one since this one was still intact and just fine and I was too young yet to get a job to buy my own.
So anyway, I jumped in the pool, and when I came out, my right boob was hanging out the side of my suit. I didn't even notice it until a friend of mine came and told me like 5 minutes later. Of course the gym teacher had to be a 50 year old man who I swear was drooling over the 15 year old girl's boob hanging out.
About 10 years later I saw the friend and she just had to bring up the subject.
2007-03-01 16:43:16 · answer #1 · answered by real_sweetheart_76 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend and I have this on-going joke about "cash or couch" for services!
When I was in a restaurant, the bill arrived long after the meal, as my cousin sat and waited and waited AND waited.
Once the bill finally arrived, there was some idle conversation and all of a sudden I just BLURTED out to the waiter (he was a hottie too!) "Cash or Couch?"
My cousin turned red, I turned red AND the waiter turned red.
I felt SOOOOO bad, apologized immediately and felt like crawling into a hole!
Needless to say, I left that waiter one heck of a large tip, to cover my humility AND his!
Right afterwards, I called my friend (who I have the joke with) and told him all about my "stupidity attack" and he could not stop laughing and all the while, wishing he had "been there" to hear and see it all!
Note - I'm not one to get embarrassed . . . I'm usually the one to DO the embarrassing, so this day, I just couldn't believe I'd done what I did! LOL To this day, we all laugh about it and I just hope and pray I don't ever make that mistake again!
2007-03-02 00:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by penwrite5 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I went to a club ,spent 2 hours talking and making out (kissing) with a nice girl that night and ask her for her number. The response she gave me is "I am a he, not a she "...... i said "sorry , i should not be in here." He/She cried so loudly, it was embarassing as people watch the whole scene as i tried to comfort Him/Her. Sigh... i need to bury my head somewhere now..... none of my friends and family knows abt this.
By the way , yeah i went back and brush my teeth a lot of times. Shivers.//.
2007-03-02 02:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was a long time ago: Eighth grade graduation the whole class met at this pool for a party. I had a pain in my neck (I guess I slept on it wrong or something) and I made the huge mistake of mentioning it in front of a lifeguard. He thought I was saying I hurt my neck at the pool, and he started questioning me. He wouldn't accept that I hadn't injured myself at the pool and he called all the other lifeguards around to help. They called 911, strapped me down tight to this floating board (I was just in my swimsuit, remember), cleared the pool, and wheeled me out (through a crowd including all my classmates) to the ambulance where I was rushed to the hospital where they found out that... NOTHING was wrong with me, just like I'd been saying all along.
Rumor spread that I had died, and they didn't find out otherwise until I made it to graduation that night (they even told my family I'd broken my neck). The rumor was so tenacious, to this day there's a legend that someone died at that pool. It was me!
2007-03-02 00:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by mina_lumina 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you remember the movie Running Scared? Well, I feel asleep during church one morning and was dreaming about that movie and you know the part where B.Crystal is in the car and the phone rings and hes picks up and in a funny voice he say HellOOO? Well, I began saying what he said in that phone conversation really loud and woke myself up, it was funny and very embarrassing.
2007-03-02 01:21:46 · answer #5 · answered by soggybottomscout_25 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh yea well I have one better... I was in about 6th grade and had to pee so bad I didn't make it down the hall. I just left school and didn't tell anyone and went home and changed and went to my next class. I was glad no one ever knew. OMG!
2007-03-02 02:13:51 · answer #6 · answered by LSD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...that's ok! I was at the bar I worked at over the summer recently with my boyfriend, my cousin and her soon to be husband, and I had to pee. My boyfriend comes to the door and pretends to be "guarding" the door, when my cousins boyfriend came over, and my boyfriend turned around and turned the knob...I HAD LOCKED THE DOOR!...but obviously not well enough...my cousin's boyfriend pushed my boyfriend into the door, and it flew open with a bar full of people while I was peeing!
2007-03-02 00:31:19 · answer #7 · answered by Rubber Ducky 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Passed loud gass while giving a lecture, standing at a desk with microphone:-(
2007-03-02 00:30:08 · answer #8 · answered by HSB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I farted VERY VERY loudly in the open (smoking) area at McDonald's. There were about 8 tables there at that time and everyone turned and looked. It didnt help that my friends started giggling too...
2007-03-02 01:19:00 · answer #9 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
when i was small i called my teacher aunty i called her that 5 times every in my class laughed at me i was so embarrassed
2007-03-02 02:32:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋