A plane is flying over the Ocean when one of the engines fails, the pilot says over the intercom... Ladies and gentleman the plane is to heavy and we will all die unless we get rid of some weight. After dumping all the luggage the plane was still to heavy. The Pilot made another announcement, we are going to have to ask some passengers to jump out, this will surely mean you'll die but you will be heroes, the only way to do this fairly is to do it alphabetically. So will all the African Americans please stand up and go to the exits of the plane,(no one stands up). Okay will all the Black people stand up and go to the exits of the plane (again no one stands up) Will all the colored people stand up and go to the back of the plane. At this point a little girl sais mom I thought you said we were african american? and the mom says No child today we Ni**ers we go after the Mexicans and the crackers.
2007-03-01 15:25:02 · 21 answers · asked by jr321 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm sorry I din't think i needed to explain that it just a joke, it was not meant to offend anyone.
2007-03-01 15:41:36 · update #1
lol well im not racist..but this is funny...great way to save urself...seeing as EVERYONE KNOWS noone who is smart enough is gonan say " ni**er" over an intercom LOL they are gonna live... and mexicans are called beaners.. japs and chinese are called chinks i dunno what everyone else is but i go to a very messed up school so i hear that all the time lol oh and im an arab so im automatically the terrorist in the school but it is funny .... to a point
2007-03-01 15:30:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you make that up? That reminds me of a joke my neighbor who was a pediatrican told me when I was a kid 30 years ago. It went like this- If you were to drop a Mexican and a Black off the roof of a 20 story building who would land first? I said I don't know. He said "who the hell cares". I said that is a terrible thing for a doctor to say. He kind of frowned and walked away. True story.
2007-03-01 23:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In most European countries this would be funny, even though it sounds racist. We Europeans make fun of ourselves!!! This joke is meant to be funny, but in the US of A it's a No-No. Some numbskulls will sue because of it and will be granted several Millions:-(
2007-03-01 23:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by HSB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I thought it was funny, made me laugh, people just gotta learn to take a joke and not take certain things to heart
2007-03-02 01:35:29 · answer #4 · answered by USMCwifey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! you gotta admit that was funny...but I'm seriously not a racist I'm just used to hearing these kinds of jokes cuz of my school, I sometimes laugh at my self too! good one
2007-03-01 23:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by sweet_candy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mexicans sre now to be called raza -k-?now the raza goes after the *****rs.haha.i just saved my race.
2007-03-02 00:23:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, it's actually VERY racist and I'm sure it would offend a lot of people!!!!!
2007-03-01 23:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by masterchief9112525 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Racist, but it made me smile a little bit.
2007-03-01 23:43:23 · answer #8 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh, so it's sort of funny. But not really.
2007-03-01 23:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by angriegator 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT AT ALL.
It encourages racism.
2007-03-02 02:18:20 · answer #10 · answered by You-Know-Who 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋