2007-03-01 16:11:09 · 7 answers · asked by Toilet 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jesus gets all of my prayers.
I imagine that TOILET, is initials for something but I prefer not to spend so much time trying to figure it out especially when I know there are a lot more jokes out there that are funny.. LOL
2007-03-01 16:18:51 · answer #1 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't pray, and certainly not to a toilet. Although, if my toilet were going to talk to me, it'd probably just shout obscenities. I mean, who wants to be used as a sh*t-disposal machine, right?
2007-03-02 01:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by Radgar E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man we have some sick people first pigeons and then this. Who talks to their toilet any ways unless their short of some mental illness.
2007-03-02 00:22:23 · answer #3 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh lord Blehhhhhh make it stop Blehhhhhh. The toilet usually says you idiot.
2007-03-02 00:32:37 · answer #4 · answered by the duke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I PRAY UPON MY TOILET EVERY WEEKEND WHEN I HAVE OVER-IMBIBED.
SAID TOILET ADVISES ME NOT TO DRINK THE BLUE WATER.
2007-03-02 00:24:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine tells me to go out and partake in generous amounts of life then return home and feed it vomit.
2007-03-02 00:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Know it all 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine usually laughs at me, at least the times i remmemberthats what happened.
2007-03-02 00:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by concerneddude 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋