2007-03-01 15:25:58 · 32 answers · asked by wamzy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its the game show where U come up with the best answer and win 10 pionts!!!!!
2007-03-01 15:35:16 · update #1
Best- Left it in my locker/backpack/ or if your parents are divorced, left it at mom's or dad's house. Basicly anything that says 'I did it, but don't have it with me now'.
Funniest-My pyromania was acting up...*actually did that once*
I used it to line my bird's cage
My dog ate it, but I can have it by tomorrow when he's done with it
When your teacher asks you where your homework is, simply reply: 'Who the hell are you, and where am I?'
2007-03-01 15:45:56 · answer #1 · answered by Radgar E 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This actually worked for my little brother once. Before the subject ever came up he walked up to his teacher with that little puppy look on his face and asked " If I didnt do something will I get in trouble for it" Naturally the teacher said no. So he said that's good because I didnt do my homework. I'm not saying it will work but it was funny when it worked for him
2007-03-09 13:14:42 · answer #2 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All my pencils decided to do their genealogy and abandoned me to find their "roots" in Oregon's state forests.
All my pens ran out of ink - at the same time, and I couldn't go to the store to get new ones because I'm grounded.
My sister used up our last sheet of paper printing out an email from her "almost" boyfriend.
I brought home the wrong book, and again, I couldn't go back to the school to get the right book because I am grounded.
We had a tornado on our street last night - it knocked out the power lines and I couldn't use the internet or the computer until 6:30 a.m. this morning.
2007-03-01 18:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cousin ate my homework- except this wasn't an excuse because my cousin really did eat my homework and his neighbor was in my class so she backed me up and told my teacher that she knows my cousins and it sounds like something they'd really do.
2007-03-09 08:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I did it but then we were riding in the car on the way here and I put my homework on the dashboard. i forgot the window was opened and when I bent down to get my folder out of my bookbag. It flew out the window!!!
2007-03-09 05:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was at my part time job yesterday and this guy told me I'll never amount to any thing. The customer is always right so why bother with homework?
2007-03-06 10:00:22 · answer #6 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My little sister fell and broke her arm and I used my spiral notebook and three pieces of string to make a splint and the hospital threw it away in the contamination waste can so it couldn't be retrieved.
Teacher may not believe you but will have to give you credit for creativity.
Good Luck!!!
2007-03-01 16:05:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Dog ate my homework
2007-03-01 15:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by sparks 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teacher : Johny, where is your homework?
Johny : The dog ate it up.
Teacher : Come on, that is too lame an excuse.
Johny : No it did. Of course, I had to try really hard to make him do it.
2007-03-01 20:27:20 · answer #9 · answered by Traveller 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This excuse I saw on a sign by a bum. You can adapt this to anything. I gave her a twenty for being creative.
"Ninja's killed my family"
2007-03-08 20:58:56 · answer #10 · answered by EATTHEAPPLE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋