1.When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a different tune.
2.Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or gloves.
3.Respond to your roommate's questions with unrelated answers.
4.While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
5.Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.
6.When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."
2007-03-01 16:48:13 · 9 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
7.Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed.
8.Start wearing a crown all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off say, "What the hell do you think you are? A king?"
9.Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, but leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it and then say, "Hey, where the hell is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
10.Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
11.Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.
12.Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream in pain. Cry hysterically fo
2007-03-01 16:49:32 · update #1
12.Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream in pain. Cry hysterically for a few minutes and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.
2007-03-01 16:51:03 · update #2
Part 2 never got published, here's the link:-
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtjwQSvjIVkb9fzw2jKNluLsy6IX?qid=20070301220642AA77NAB
2007-03-01 18:00:21 · update #3
whens part 2 coming
2007-03-01 17:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by conan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of those are brilliant! It's good to have a laugh and joke around, but I can't tell if you like your roommate or not.
2007-03-02 01:02:46 · answer #2 · answered by fire_mage21 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
some things i did with my roommate, who is ocd...
rearrange the alphabatized books, dvds, and cds
replaced her regular coffee with decaf
unplug her laptop all the time
unorganize her closet
change the time on her clock
watch the bloodiest movies while she is around
2007-03-02 01:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by Kacey L 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Some of these are actually good but, just me looking at my roommates can annoy them. I am that good.
2007-03-02 00:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats crazy but I wanna keep my roomate.
2007-03-02 00:58:36 · answer #5 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! those are hilarious! Gotta keep em in mind!
2007-03-02 01:26:05 · answer #6 · answered by USMCwifey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, your roomate must hate you!
2007-03-02 02:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK you got 'em all!
2007-03-02 01:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by HSB 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow!!!! These are funny as hell!!!!!!!! omfg!!
2007-03-02 01:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by justinbowen2003 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋