Body: okay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
2007-03-01 16:33:50 · 32 answers · asked by Dr.DRE 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It ain't my fault that the young ones get nosey. You have to admit though. It is a Crazy *** Joke!!
2007-03-01 16:35:58 · update #1
i don't get it...
2007-03-01 16:37:29 · answer #1 · answered by FRENCH FRIES 2 · 0⤊ 7⤋
Heard it not bad, 6/10
2007-03-01 19:30:03 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thatz a funny joke ill give u +20 or over
2007-03-02 00:28:53 · answer #3 · answered by georgiapeach4lyfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this joke before. But I like what you did with the space!
2007-03-01 17:43:02 · answer #4 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nicely written!! Hilarious!!
2007-03-01 17:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
Lol
LOl
LOL
You should get a noble joke prize because you have just saved the world from total boredom Good Joke
2007-03-01 16:53:47 · answer #6 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha goooooood 1
2007-03-01 16:47:41 · answer #7 · answered by Eyeball Tickler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God. That is so wrong. I can't stop laughing. I'm gonna have to tell my friends that one. Thank you for that.
2007-03-01 17:51:29 · answer #8 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! That was funny! I needed a good laugh!
2007-03-01 17:29:43 · answer #9 · answered by USMCwifey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this on myspace two years ago. It's funny
2007-03-01 16:42:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao awesome! 10/10
2007-03-01 16:36:44 · answer #11 · answered by bubbles07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋