this is the dumbest joke i've ever heard
Why is Santa such a perv?
He yells HO HO HO at children!
2007-03-01 14:26:52 · 23 answers · asked by Lone Hunter 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, it's pretty much up there on the Dumb Scale....... LOL.
Have a great day, and thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-01 22:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the dumb scale I give it 9 out of 10
2007-03-01 14:29:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha i got a good laugh outta this one cuz u know he aint sayin HO HO HO at the kids right? He's sayin it to U! lol
Oh and as far as the joke goes, its about as dumb as u xD
2007-03-01 14:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by ~Whitney~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't a dumb joke. It was absolutely brilliant. Have you thought of turning professional. You should submit that joke to the Guinness Book of World Records
2007-03-01 15:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congras, you succeeded in writing a very dumb joke.
Here's one not so dumb and from an old movie "Paper Moon":
This good looking girl's sitting
on the trolley,
and she reaches in her bag,
and she takes out this magazine,
and she starts to read it.
Well, she ain't read more than
a couple of pages.
And real slow and careful now,
she takes her stockings down
and takes off her shoes.
Now, she turns the stockings
wrong side out,
and she puts them back on.
And she puts her shoes back on.
Well, all the passengers
are watching.
They wonder what's going on.
This old guy, he leans over to her,
and he asks her, he says,
"l saw you indulge in a
strange procedure, ma'am.
What were you doing?"
And she said,
"Well, l was reading
"this here magazine, you know?
"And l found it to be
such hot stuff
"that l... well,
l felt compelled
to turn the hose on myself."
2007-03-01 14:40:12 · answer #5 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Dumb
2007-03-01 14:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
-10 out of 10
2007-03-01 14:32:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dumbest joke I've ever heard is You say someones name and they say what and you say you got five minutes to get rid of it. You joke is a lot dumber.
2007-03-01 14:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't understand this joke...but if I submit it to yahoo questions, I will get docked 5 points. I am going to ask my second grade class that I teach tomorrow and see if they can explain it to me.
2007-03-01 14:33:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
25% dumb 75% intelligent
2007-03-01 14:30:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho ho ho
A 'Ho ho ho' laugh in japanese manga does seem to have a perverted / self-satisfied sense to it, though.
(oh, you mean that 'Ho'... [d'oh!]
2007-03-01 14:33:53 · answer #11 · answered by sk|TTLes™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋