An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went into a bar and ordered a whisky each.
They were just about to sip on their lovely malts when three huge bluebottles buzzed in and plop, plop, plop, they each fill into a glass.
Well the Englishman is so repulsed he pushes his way. The Irishman fishes his out and continues drinking quite unperturbed.
The Scotsman picks his out of the glass too but holds it up and shakes it violently shrieking at it:
"Spit it oot ya wee b******!"
2007-03-01 05:56:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think I put a similar joke on last night, but with worms, check it out, I love it, well done.
2007-03-01 06:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
between the funniest became this guy who became approximately 60, he looked like a homeless individual yet surely had a place to stay. He for sure had some psychological subject concerns (yet i'm not making relaxing of that). He walked all around and appeared completely chuffed. I observed him in a delightful's ice cream parlor sooner or later sitting on the counter. He became ingesting an ice cream cone, had it throughout his face, moustache, beard, and it in basic terms appeared so beautiful because of the fact he did not care, he became in basic terms lovin' it!
2016-10-17 00:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. i like the way you swapped Irishman for Scottman. In fact all 3 could fit in as the last man.
2007-03-01 06:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by Painey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its only funny if you would have said that a bluebottle was a fly
2007-03-01 06:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by USMC Recon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know what a bluebottle is so that joke wasn't funny
2007-03-01 06:00:05 · answer #5 · answered by Relax Guy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10/10.great
2007-03-01 07:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO excellent joke
2007-03-01 06:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that one before but it was the irish man who started yelling at the fly.....i like your version though!! xxx
2007-03-01 06:00:11 · answer #8 · answered by petmania20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not Scottish are you? Naughty naughty.
Ha ha he he
2007-03-01 06:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. even tough Im scottish.
2007-03-01 06:08:19 · answer #10 · answered by norma d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋