2007-03-01 05:47:13 · 10 answers · asked by hardworkur84 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
as a matter of fact................yes
2007-03-01 05:50:50 · answer #1 · answered by woody 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Here r some . . . .
1) Sadar looked at himself in d mirror & said, "isko kahin dekha hai?" Then he said YAAD AAYA! Ye to wahin kamina hai jo meri shaadi ki album me meri biwi k 7 tha!
2) A group of elephant sitting on street a sexy female elephant passes by what does the loafer elephant say? wow 3600 2400 3600.
3) Hey i saw u on t.v,how smart u r,how sweet u r,how lovely u r,but i dont know y u r only coming at the animal planet chanel.
4) Netime,neplace,ne problem,ne help,just 1 call i'll escape.
5)when i send u sms,it doesnt mean that u 2 have to do the same.U can also send :cash,dd,cheque,gold,silver,fruits,pepsi,pizza,noodles,and other gifts.Really i wont mind.
6)when u breathe u inspire,when u dont breathe u expire.
7)two blondes were down the road.The blonde drivin looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinkes is working.so the blonde looks out of the window and says,"yes.no.yes.no."
8) I luv "u",I luv "u",I luv "u",I luv "u",I luv "u",I luv "u",I luv "u",hey ! Dont get excited,i luv the other alphabet too.....v,w,x,y,z !
9)Feeling bored,think of me !feeling sad,call me !,feeling lonely,meet me !,feeling hot,oh no no ! drink coca cola and enjoy !!
10) Congrats ! ur phone has been installed with a new puzzle game,to play throw ur phone against the wall,then assemble the pieces.
Are these enough or do u want more. . . . .
2007-03-01 06:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by SE7EN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Attention! aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. you will be safe I'm just texting to say goodbye.
The cops called they found a body it had a retard looking face- f***ed up teeth and a nasty hair cut call me if your ok!
Friendship is like peeing your pants... everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth! Thank you for beingg the pee in my pants!
Some people walk on red carpet cause they are famous I walk on toilet paper because i am the ****
It's National cheer up a retard day. I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animal, or **** yourself. Your F***IN special and i love ya
I need a favor I am at the police station, they charged me for bein the ugliest f***er in America can you come down & show them they might have made a mistake.
And my fav! May the crabs of a thousand Las Vegas whores infest the crotch of the person who ***** up your day and may there arms be to short to scratch!
2007-03-01 05:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by Ali 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my friend sent me this text message:
>If you were a fart in my butt...I would never let you out because of the thought of losing you.
....i thought it was funny and cute ;D
2007-03-01 05:51:45 · answer #4 · answered by dani 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was sent~
If I guy threw his d*ck on a lady. Is that Throwin some D's on that B*tch?..lol (u know from the song)
Oh yeah and....
This Valentines day I tried to send you something sexy. But the mailman told me to get my dumb @ss out of his car....lol
2007-03-01 05:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by ladyP 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Oh my GOD, the police he on cover trying to take all sexy people to jail... your azz is safe... Do you have some where I can hide?
2007-03-01 05:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
here are some----------Best Friends... You cry I cry You hurt I hurt You get mad I get mad You jump off a bridge I get paddle and boat and save your stupid a*%-------------When I was a dog and you were a flower I walked over and gave you a shower------------Frienship is like peeing in your pants everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
2007-03-01 05:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by maleriee 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
how did pinochio find out he was made from wood? - when he was w*nking his hand caught fire! and friends(lovers) stick together like bum cheeks- crap happens between tham but they always stick together
2007-03-01 05:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by shopperholicrachel 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yeah i just got a violation from yahoo! this was a lu lu but they all are in a way...so what's new with the robots in Yahoo! they don't read violations..the computer just passes them on and after you get so many...boink you are dead
2007-03-01 05:51:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
you smell like bleach
2007-03-01 05:50:15 · answer #10 · answered by tina b 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋