One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?
2007-03-01 05:38:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because the watchman was sleeping instead of doing his job.
2007-03-01 05:41:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is the night watchman and since he had a dream he must have been sleeping on the job.
2007-03-01 05:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dreaming is for sleepers. A good night watchman doesn't sleep on the job.
2007-03-01 05:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The watchman knew he was planning on getting on that plane. He had been looking though the man's paperwork.
2007-03-01 05:42:53 · answer #4 · answered by Laurel W 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think he got fired because it says....he had a dream last night!!!
Hello...he's the night watchman, so he was sleeping on the job!!!
2007-03-01 05:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the watchman caused the crash.
2007-03-01 05:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by hotmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because, being failed to go to the business trip, the business man made a loss of some million dollars!
2007-03-01 05:45:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the watchman never let the man get his papers
2007-03-01 05:41:57 · answer #8 · answered by hanamackenzie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the watchman was sleeping on the job. how easy was that???
2007-03-01 05:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by Dave 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he crashed the plane
2007-03-01 05:42:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋