It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"
2007-03-01 05:47:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was not boring Dave...that was like so very intellectually funny. 10 % of my brain said. "F uck it! Let's get the hell out of here but 90% said bucket." I guess I will settle for the room with a view.
2007-03-01 06:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny I would have said to use the bucket.
2007-03-01 14:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by tina b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was pretty funny. Here's a boring joke.-
A man walks up to a pharmisist and asks for a drug that can end his cancer. The pharmasist goes into the back room and returns with a gun.
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Maybe boring wasn't the right word so much as stupid.
2007-03-01 13:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by USMC Recon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think its boring it was funny the first time I heard the joke...
2007-03-01 13:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you get that somewhere I just saw it in that paper that is at all the restaurants the other day.
it is kinda funny just not hilarious
2007-03-01 14:03:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i thought that was quite funny. you kind of have to think outside the box.
2007-03-01 14:05:19 · answer #6 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. I've been wondering about that one.
2007-03-01 13:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by ladyeilwynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't bad. I've heard it before though.
2007-03-01 14:01:49 · answer #8 · answered by Skitch_™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not so boring if you never heard that joke b4
2007-03-01 14:01:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was unexpectedly funny
(not lol funny, but ha funny)....
started reading it with low expectations for it
.....especially with your question.....
:)
2007-03-01 13:56:01 · answer #10 · answered by lucky me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋