If youve heard it dont bother telling me! Get over it!
A bloke walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He orders a huge beer, downs it, walks over to the window and jumps out. Five minutes later, he does it again. Another man at the bar stops the first bloke and says, 'Hey, how do you do that'? He responds, 'When you down the beer it makes you all warm inside. Warm air rises; if you just hold your breath, you become lighter than air and float down'. 'I've got to try that!' exclaims the second man. So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, throws himself out and splats on the pavement below. The barman looks over to the first bloke and says, 'Superman, you're such and @rsehole when you're drunk'.
2007-03-01 06:02:20 · 50 answers · asked by HOOPS 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
very funny....the 1st great one I've heard today....so far
Thanks for the laugh, made my day
2007-03-01 06:45:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, Superman can't actually get drunk because alcohol has no effect on his alien metabolism. Still funny, though.
2007-03-07 23:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by Humbug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep great joke, heard it but I agree with you people really piss me off with their petty whinging. Just ignore the 10% and take pride in the 90% who appreciate a good laugh.
2007-03-01 06:12:16 · answer #3 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No never heard it before but it was the first thing to make me smile today!
2007-03-06 23:02:47 · answer #4 · answered by silent1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!!!! 10-10
2007-03-01 18:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha FUNNY!
2007-03-06 16:30:13 · answer #6 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it loads of times (sorry) but it IS funny. 10/10.
2007-03-01 06:12:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one, good clean humour, one for the kids.
2007-03-08 01:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, never heard it before!
Thats a good'un, made me chuckle!
2007-03-01 06:08:11 · answer #9 · answered by xfallenstarx07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very funny. thnik id still laugh even if i had heard it b4
2007-03-01 06:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋