superman was flying around earth. he looks down using his incredible vision and sees a naked woman laying in her back yard. shes squirming and moaning and has her legs up in the air. he thinks to himself hmmm... im pretty fast, i could fly down there and get a little real quick, she'll never know what hit her. he flys down to her and pat pat pat zoooom hes gone. she looks around suprised and says what was that?? then the invisible man says i dont know but my a**hole hurts like h*ll!!!!
2007-03-01 06:20:14 · 15 answers · asked by i_like_bears 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
people are saying this is old!!!!! well ITS NEW TO ME! so na na na na boo boo.....
2007-03-01 06:38:08 · update #1
It was funny when I first heard it, oh, about 20 years ago.
2007-03-01 06:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it as Superman sees Wonderwoman on top of a building....
2007-03-01 06:24:43 · answer #2 · answered by Just tryin' to help 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, your very funny. LOL got any more?
2007-03-01 06:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by mantra8103 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
soo funny
2007-03-01 06:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-03-01 06:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by princess_ingrid_cortez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny never heard it but love it!
2007-03-01 06:36:58 · answer #6 · answered by shopperholicrachel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch !!! Poor "invisible man" ....
You are special... who tells
You these jokes ? Or are they self made !??!?
Aaron.
2007-03-01 06:34:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that soooo funny
2007-03-01 11:26:17 · answer #8 · answered by singing_star 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a Beauty!
2007-03-01 06:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's really funny!! definitely a keeper.
2007-03-01 06:35:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋