The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years and I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not that good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish, and please be reasonable."The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find
the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for a good man."The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that damn map again."
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2007-03-01 05:32:43 · 11 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha no
2007-03-01 05:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes, this is a good one..my wife would agree with this one and so do i
2007-03-01 05:37:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I liked it. Nice.
2007-03-01 05:39:41 · answer #3 · answered by Skitch_™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow..... heh. he'd do anything for what she mentioned in the bed, right? -^_^-
2007-03-01 05:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by adventchildrenflames 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao ha ha ha ha ha very funny
2007-03-01 05:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. nice one
2007-03-01 05:37:13 · answer #6 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2007-03-01 05:37:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gosh how funny and true
2007-03-01 05:39:44 · answer #8 · answered by k p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my feelings exactly..haha..thanks
2007-03-01 05:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by imaginadia510 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO
2007-03-01 05:36:59 · answer #10 · answered by poom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋