Vaseline Market Research
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the product?"
She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all.
My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
2007-03-01 06:33:46 · 11 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL - Good One!
Heres one for you!
The driver of the train in the Cumbria train crash told police that the crash was caused by George Bush! "George Bush?" said the policeman? Was he on the tracks or something? No in the field, but I got the b a s t a r d!
2007-03-01 06:39:26 · answer #1 · answered by British & Proud Of It 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ !!! A "naughty" one....
But we still laugh here at the office.
My Boss just came in --- and now
I have to tell him this joke — IN GERMAN !!!
Aaron.
2007-03-01 06:39:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, funny :D
2007-03-01 06:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by Skitch_™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never used it that way..But I think i'm gonna start...
2007-03-01 06:39:04 · answer #4 · answered by nalla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I likey, very funny.
2007-03-01 06:37:47 · answer #5 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha ...think i.l try that 1
2007-03-01 06:41:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL, very funny
2007-03-01 06:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know someone that actually does that!!!
2007-03-01 06:49:40 · answer #8 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh!!
2007-03-01 07:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-03-01 06:38:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋