Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

there were two bloody dead bodys that died in a cabin on a mountain with nothing in it, how did that die?

2006-08-10 10:01:21 · 8 answers · asked by riley w 1

2006-08-10 09:55:02 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous

its a name
there is more than one answer but there is only one i am looking for
if you get it you will be the best answer

2006-08-10 09:52:37 · 20 answers · asked by applepie840 2

2006-08-10 09:40:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A vagrant can roll a new cigarette from 7 cigarette ends. On this particular day, by far his best, he managed to collect 145 cigarette ends. How many cigarette will he manage to smoke in total?

2006-08-10 09:38:47 · 20 answers · asked by GravityGirl 3

A guy is at home, there are two masked men there and he runs. He makes three left turns and ends up back home. Who are the two masked men?

2006-08-10 09:37:52 · 9 answers · asked by browniris93 2

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2006-08-10 09:25:12 · 7 answers · asked by leo509 3

you have two coins that equal 30cents, and one of them is not a nickel...what two coins do you have?

2006-08-10 09:23:27 · 11 answers · asked by elchavoguapo 6

if a snake swallows its tail and continues will it flip itself inside out? I DON'T KNOW SOMEBODY HELP ME

2006-08-10 09:07:17 · 11 answers · asked by cmeilinli 3

YYUR
YYUB
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YY4ME

2006-08-10 09:03:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man finds a lamp with a genie. A genie comes out and says whatever you wish for your wife gets double, so he says I wish I had a house , so his wife got 2. then he says i wish i had a million dollars, so his wife got double. then he said i wish i got beaten half to death, so his wife gets beaten to death.

2006-08-10 09:01:17 · 17 answers · asked by dcsprouse001 2

THeres an old lady, ur best friend, and the girl of ur dreams with u @ a bus stop. In a couple of minutes the bus stop is going to blow up. U have a car with room for ONLY two people. wat do u do?

2006-08-10 08:46:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-10 08:44:34 · 16 answers · asked by JustineTime 4

2006-08-10 08:39:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-10 08:38:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

like a fat kid like zach moyers

2006-08-10 08:36:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A guy tells his mistress "It's Midnight. I won't get home 'til 2 am and I'm going to get hell from the wife" She said "Just put this snooker cue chalk behind your ear and tell her the truth. Tell her you've been screwing me all evening" The guy says "You are joking?" She kisses him"Love, trust me". When he gets home, his wife goes into one- "What time do you call this? You know you're supper's ruined? Where the devil have you been?" "I was screwing my mistress all evening, dear and that's the truth" His wife snatches the snooker cue chalk from behind his ear. "You lying swine, you've been playing snooker again with that Herbie Jones".

2006-08-10 08:36:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well-endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.

The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled.

"Morons...." the third priest mutters and moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you."..

2006-08-10 08:28:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

You are on one side of the river with some hay, a wolf, and a cow. you have to take them over one by one. you can't keep the wolf and cow alone cause the wolf would eat the cow. And you can't keep the cow and the hay alone cause the cow can eat the hay. How do you do it.

2006-08-10 08:25:37 · 25 answers · asked by rudyj2112 1

The man always teased his wife about her lack of interest in household chores. One day he brought home a gag, a refridgerator magnet that read," Martha Stewart doesn't live here"!
The next day he came home and found the magnet holding a slip of paper that read,"Neither does Bob Vila"!

2006-08-10 08:20:48 · 11 answers · asked by jfmm 7

i just moved into a dead-end, one-way street

2006-08-10 08:07:56 · 8 answers · asked by julie r 1

Name all of the English letters which do NOT appear in the name of any Canadian province or territory.

2006-08-10 08:06:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

On Classic FM there is an ad for a 'Brain Trainer' that involves a man trying to remember a joke which seems to be about a parrot and a dust mite, but he keeps forgetting how it goes. Does anyone know the proper joke? I'd love to read it!

2006-08-10 07:54:28 · 8 answers · asked by mad 7

John called for a taxi. The taxi came to pick him up. "Take me to Mt. Rushmore." John told the driver. John kept talking talking and talking and wouldnt shut up. The driver looked in his rearview mirror and said "Excuse me son...I cant hear a word your saying bcuz im deaf." When the reached John's destination...John got out. He soon realized...the driver wasnt deaf!! How did John know this??

2006-08-10 07:54:20 · 12 answers · asked by tessiemae 2

2006-08-10 07:49:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

president bush waz on his helicopter, when he flew over some people and told hes pilot, i'll trow ten one-hundred dollar bills and make 10 people happy, then he said no no no no, i'll trow 20 -fifty dollar bills and make 20 people happy,and he says no no i'll trow 50-twenty dollar bills and make 50 people happy, then the pilot says why don't you just shut up and trow yourself off the plane and make everybody happy

2006-08-10 07:49:52 · 5 answers · asked by chiefslapaho 3

Is he the next Tupac?


Muwhahahahah.

2006-08-10 07:45:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

they drop pots, pans and utensils down the stairs and whatever sound they hear is the name they choose.

sorry if i offended anyone, just a joke...

2006-08-10 07:40:31 · 13 answers · asked by julie r 1

2006-08-10 07:16:19 · 16 answers · asked by tessiemae 2

2006-08-10 07:05:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous