Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well-endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled.
"Morons...." the third priest mutters and moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you."..
2006-08-10 08:28:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol good one!!
2006-08-11 03:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got a Good laugh out of this. Plan to share it.
2006-08-11 10:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by Rich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought your joke was
A priest, a rapist and a pedifile walked into a bar. It was just one person.
2006-08-10 15:54:51 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!!! LOL. LOL. That's outrageous! I love it. LOL.
Thank you for the laughter, and have a great evening.
2006-08-10 17:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good joke to remember... in English.
2006-08-10 16:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by freakyguy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
and even she though she reported you for the "rape" add-in
ITS TRUE
stinking priests always molesting
2006-08-10 15:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by Rigger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool joke
2006-08-10 15:35:32 · answer #7 · answered by mamacita 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that joke was gay but that alterboy thing was funny as hell
2006-08-10 15:35:59 · answer #8 · answered by Tamara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that jokes funny! (and i reported the rape thing, not funny. )
2006-08-10 15:38:24 · answer #9 · answered by Carpet Shark Luver 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And then they all went and raped an altar boy.
2006-08-10 15:34:20 · answer #10 · answered by loon_mallet_wielder 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋