2006-08-10 07:05:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Uhh my address should be confirmed... let me check it.
2006-08-10 07:39:24 · update #1
Flame away quantrill should be verified now.
2006-08-10 07:42:31 · update #2
Your momma is so fat when she goes out on a hot day she smells her own fat *ss cooking and says " Who's makin' bacon, cause I'm hungry for BLT!"
2006-08-10 10:15:52 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Guided 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid that when she called to find out long it took to take to get to disneyland from los angeles and the operator say hold on okay, just a minute. Then ya momma hung up and said thank you.
2006-08-10 08:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so stupid when she drove her convertable into a lake she drowned because she couldnt get the door open.
yo momma so fat when she walked by the tv i missed 3 episodes
yo mommas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mommas so stupid she studied for a survey
yo mommas like home depot 5 cents a screw
yo mommas like mcdonalds everybodys inside
2006-08-10 07:37:16 · answer #3 · answered by Matthew D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the one that says "yo momma's so ugly that right after she was born her mother said what a treasure then her father said lets go bury it.lol."
yo momma's so dumb that when the power went off at the mall, she got stuck on the escalator.
2006-08-10 07:11:12 · answer #4 · answered by sweet.brunette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like "Yo Mama so poor, you gotta eat cereal with a fork to save milk".
I thought Matthew D. had some good ones.
2006-08-10 07:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by ☼ becki ☼ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly when she went outside she was arrested for indecent exposure.
2006-08-10 07:11:11 · answer #6 · answered by Paktown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You send emails but do not confirm your address to receive responses. Are you afraid of what you might hear?
2006-08-10 07:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas asss so hairy when she bends over looks like don king gonna pop out and say "ONLY IN AMERICA"
2006-08-10 07:46:17 · answer #8 · answered by jerdan95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo' momma's just like a bus, she's big, she doesn't smell good, and she's only a dollar to ride!! LOL!!!!!!
2006-08-10 07:29:35 · answer #9 · answered by Debbie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma hair so short she has to smile to put it a ponytail!
2006-08-10 07:14:25 · answer #10 · answered by mschaka77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋