A guy tells his mistress "It's Midnight. I won't get home 'til 2 am and I'm going to get hell from the wife" She said "Just put this snooker cue chalk behind your ear and tell her the truth. Tell her you've been screwing me all evening" The guy says "You are joking?" She kisses him"Love, trust me". When he gets home, his wife goes into one- "What time do you call this? You know you're supper's ruined? Where the devil have you been?" "I was screwing my mistress all evening, dear and that's the truth" His wife snatches the snooker cue chalk from behind his ear. "You lying swine, you've been playing snooker again with that Herbie Jones".
2006-08-10 08:36:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke, a fair representation of the fact that we all fail to believe the truth because we are looking for lies.
Yes, honesty is the best policy.
2006-08-10 08:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by Kaoss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a similar joke with him using golf as an excuse!! Honesty is the best policy...but a little white lie won't go a miss.....I mean....you can be a but flexible with the truth to save hurting peeps feelings.
Example...My mum came home from the hairdressers...and her hair was a mess....resembled a birds nest...but did I say this to her?? I said...nice!!! Now that's a lie...but I think it's an acceptable lie..lol.
2006-08-10 08:41:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
but what your wife isn't telling you that she is screwing Herbie Jones with his own cue with no chalk for protection.................
2006-08-11 07:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by stingmyflesh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES IT IS
as long as you keep your Fingers crossed qwhen you say it
2006-08-10 08:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, honestly.
2006-08-10 08:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
honesty is the best policy. or am I lying?
2006-08-10 21:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea
2006-08-10 12:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye well at least he done wot his mistress told him !!!!!!!
2006-08-10 08:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋