A man finds a lamp with a genie. A genie comes out and says whatever you wish for your wife gets double, so he says I wish I had a house , so his wife got 2. then he says i wish i had a million dollars, so his wife got double. then he said i wish i got beaten half to death, so his wife gets beaten to death.
2006-08-10 09:01:17 · 17 answers · asked by dcsprouse001 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a good joke
2006-08-10 09:05:25 · answer #1 · answered by GravityGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought the joke was supposed to be that the wife finds the lamp and the genie says that the husband will get double what the wife wishes for, so the wife wishes to be very young and attractive, to the husband becomes younger and more attractive. Then the wife wishes for a million dollars, so the husband gets two million dollars. Then the wife wishes for a mild heart attack....
2006-08-10 16:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the original is actually smthng like a WOMAN found a magical frog,who said he'd give her3wishes,but her husband would get 10times more,and she asked for beauty and bucks,and a minor heart attack,so.....LMAO!poor guy...moral-never trust women :D:D
2006-08-10 16:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by dea_ro7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-08-10 16:05:28 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st person to do what gets the 10 points?
2006-08-10 16:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ny cousin told me that joke but she used brunettes and blonds instead
2006-08-10 16:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by ASHLEY C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes tht is funny i wish i had my 10 seconds back
2006-08-10 16:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it with a man and his mother-in-law gets twice
2006-08-10 16:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by lexie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it works now give me the 10 points
2006-08-10 16:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by s_uperdave 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's the question ?
2006-08-10 16:06:09 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋