Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

2006-08-01 00:20:42 · 29 answers · asked by BASE L 1

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:


SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)


You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80) ............(This is really

2006-08-01 00:18:37 · 9 answers · asked by Mj 2

2006-08-01 00:12:47 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5

I am the one that hides behind your garage door (behind the piles of newspapers and pepsi cans~and the bike youll never throw away~~~muhahahahaha , yes its me thats hiding your old unused library books/ Im the one youll never mend/ cause im mr.winky your imaginary friend~~@_@ sorry im just hella bored~~want popcorn?

2006-08-01 00:07:21 · 10 answers · asked by darkangel1111 5