Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

2006-08-01 12:49:58 · 9 answers · asked by cdslsmn 3

I am sure that everyone could use one of these unique, one-of-a-kind works of art. Think of what a beautiful conversation piece it would make. It would surely invoke the envy of one's friends and neighbors. And what a steal, at only $760!

Forget that nine-point buck on the wood-paneled wall of your mobile home, and splurge for one of these bad boys.

http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.pl?item=83

2006-08-01 12:47:01 · 10 answers · asked by NA 6

whoever joke makes me laugh will earn 10 points! :)

2006-08-01 12:37:47 · 20 answers · asked by Ciara 2

no dumb blond jokes all other jokes welcome if u have like 20 im not picking u limit is 10

2006-08-01 12:21:50 · 23 answers · asked by CHELSEA B 2

A guy named Rick has a car. The car then gets stolen. Rick tries to warn the thief that 5 min after driving the car, will lose control. The thief however doesnt hear him cuz the thief has the radio on too high.Rick then send a message to the thief.How does the thief get the message.10 points 4 the first one to get it

2006-08-01 12:17:52 · 11 answers · asked by Libra 2

2006-08-01 12:04:37 · 14 answers · asked by I-C-U 5

Very easy just don't think about it too deeply.

2006-08-01 11:59:06 · 16 answers · asked by Mig 1

2006-08-01 11:59:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-01 11:58:50 · 12 answers · asked by Haley! 3

Its kinda of like a ridde its pretty simple and funny

2006-08-01 11:49:59 · 5 answers · asked by pharrell 1

I'm bored. If anyone has some funny jokes or great websites which i can go on for funny games or jokes, please tell me. I need a laugh!

2006-08-01 11:37:05 · 16 answers · asked by :) 2

2006-08-01 11:29:45 · 2 answers · asked by position28 4

This is going to make you mad.
There are only 3 words in the english language that end in "gry"
One is angry and the other hungry.
Whay is it? ___gry?

I got asked this riddel and for the life of me i can't get the 3rd word, so please help

2006-08-01 11:28:21 · 15 answers · asked by Claire B 2

What were the circumstances? What was the lie? Did you get away with it?

2006-08-01 11:27:51 · 28 answers · asked by Laurie 3

I'm pretty sure I remember reading in the fine print that these points were redeemable. Any body know the website or the 800 number?

2006-08-01 11:03:18 · 12 answers · asked by ponyboy 81 5

I was watching the best lovesongs of the eighties last night and I notice that both of these performers had big curly hair and they both did that swingy side to side dance which people who can't dance do. I also thought they sounded fairly alike.

Hopefully, putting this in the jokes section, people will realise that it's a joke.

2006-08-01 11:00:27 · 11 answers · asked by Evil J.Twin 6

2006-08-01 10:59:11 · 30 answers · asked by Carrie 4

I mean ala Eminem, look what his homophobic and racist remarks did to his career.

2006-08-01 10:53:04 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-01 10:47:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

What am I?

2006-08-01 10:38:53 · 9 answers · asked by mataiwhetu 2

2006-08-01 10:37:12 · 4 answers · asked by Ho Slapper 1

Who do I think is the best comedian ever!

What is up? I am having a bad day today! Lately, my sinuses have been giving me a headache. Losing my sickness would be so great!

Hidden message. Good luck! You have to figure out the last name of the person for credit because half of the answer is given.

2006-08-01 10:31:46 · 14 answers · asked by mani boo/poo 2

Okay so an ant is crossing from one side of a table to the other, it gets halfway and then keeps going and it covers half of the half it had left, and then it covers half of the distance it covered again. If it keeps covering half of everything, how does it get to the end? Technically, it never would since you have to complete half of something to get to the end anyway.. anyone have an explain? Sorry if you dont get it.. its kind of hard to explain..

2006-08-01 10:30:51 · 8 answers · asked by lethallyaddicted 1

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room, and, I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine, and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and, threw out my beer.

B i t c h . . .

2006-08-01 10:28:37 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

2006-08-01 10:24:31 · 25 answers · asked by barbie davidson 1

I've never seen a gun like that.

2006-08-01 10:24:14 · 4 answers · asked by crazygreeniis 3

Make me laugh...or smile even.

knock knock

who's there

come in

uhh ummm let me start over

What does a hurricane and a Texas divorce have in common???

huh huh uh? give up???

Either way somebody loses a trailer! HA!

2006-08-01 10:01:54 · 16 answers · asked by Scoot 4

I drink 3 gallons of the Redbull sports energy drink daily.

2006-08-01 10:00:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

There were these two morons driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic.
The first moron says, "Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree."
The other says, "No! Let's have it right here in the middle of the road."

They fought for a bit, but finally agreed to have it in the middle of the road.

All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them and has to swerve into the tree to keep from hitting them.

The second moron says, "See? If we were under that tree, we'd be dead now!"

2006-08-01 09:53:01 · 20 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

2006-08-01 09:49:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous