There were these two morons driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic.
The first moron says, "Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree."
The other says, "No! Let's have it right here in the middle of the road."
They fought for a bit, but finally agreed to have it in the middle of the road.
All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them and has to swerve into the tree to keep from hitting them.
The second moron says, "See? If we were under that tree, we'd be dead now!"
2006-08-01 09:53:01 · 20 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dear mavisknows,
I said MORONS not mormons
Just thought i would let you know
2006-08-01 10:19:39 · update #1
thats very funny...... hahaha.....
here is one for you too....
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body. Worried, she asks him what happened.
He replies:" Well, my parents are doing renovations in my room and I sleep with them. Last night, I woke and heard my father asking OK? and mom said OK so I asked OK what? So they got real angry and beat me up."
The next day, the teacher sees new cuts and bruises on little johnny's body so she asks him what happened and tells her the same thing. So she tells him not to say anything should the same thing occur tonight.
Next day at school, little johnny comes to class with a head band on his head and crutches with his face all blue and swollen.
When the teacher asks what happened, he says:
" Like you said, last night, when my dad asked OK? and mom said OK, I didn't say anything. After a while, they started moaning and groaning but still, I didn't say a thing until dad asked:
"did you come?" and mom answered
"Yeah, I came" and I said
"where were you?
2006-08-02 02:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Reported to ACLU for the discrimination against morons!
2006-08-01 16:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think moron #2 is my exhusband
2006-08-01 17:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by MARISSA RAMIREZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, cute, but I don't think you'd of had to use Mormons as the characters in the joke. That is kinda like making fun of them :(
But it is a cute joke!!!
2006-08-01 16:57:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good moron joke, haven't heard that one before..it's cute......
2006-08-01 16:56:31 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that I heard heard this before but with a different scenario
2006-08-01 16:57:50 · answer #6 · answered by Lucid_dreams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder they are morons
2006-08-01 17:00:29 · answer #7 · answered by :-) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Sad part is, I know people who act like that.
2006-08-01 16:58:32 · answer #8 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!lol. i like it.that was really good.how do u get those hearts?if u can tell me,just go to my home page and tell me under my question how do people.............?
if u could tell me that would be awesome.thanks and again,that was really funny.
2006-08-01 16:58:23 · answer #9 · answered by ♥BermudaShortzROCK♦ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-08-01 17:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by beezebee25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋