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2006-08-01 12:37:47 · 20 answers · asked by Ciara 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat, her belt size was "equator"
Yo mama so fat, she sits in two time zones
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama so fat, she step on a scale it "says to be continued..."
Yo mama so fat, people jogged the marathon around her
Yo mama so fat, God couldn't light earth till she moved
Yo mama so fat, she went on a date with high heels and came back with sandals
Yo mama so fat, her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat, she buys two airline tickets
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama so fat, she lies on the beach and no one else gets any sun
Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop
Yo mama so fat, she put on lipstick with a paint roller
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo mama so stupid, she put M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread from the baker
Yo mama so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a silent car alarm
Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo mama so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jiff
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
Yo mama so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Disneyworld and saw that sign "Disneyworld Left", so she went home
Yo mama so stupid, when the computer said "press any key to continue" she couldn't find the "any" key
Yo mama so stupid, she got a doughnut and returned it cause it got a hole in it
2006-08-01 12:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by My Evil Twin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so cheap that 4 a vacation she took u to a parking lot
2006-08-01 12:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by Nicole P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is like arizona,
the grand canyon!
or my personal favorite:
yo momma is like basketball,
alley - oop!
2006-08-01 12:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by Rare Hero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama’s so stupid; if she spoke her mind she’d be speechless.
Yo mama’s so stupid; she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama’s so stupid; she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama’s so stupid; her shirt says TGIF-**** go in first.
Yo mama’s so stupid; she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama’s so stupid; she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
2006-08-01 13:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by dramaqueen00469 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so fat that when Michael Jackson saw her he went "WOOHOO!!!" ran away screaming like a girl and the white off his face left and he regained his normal skin color.
He-he, my first attempt at an original joke.
:)
2006-08-01 13:50:26 · answer #5 · answered by Rogue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid I asked her what she did for a living and she said "Breathe"!
2006-08-01 12:41:53 · answer #6 · answered by Gorgeous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so big, fat, and ugly that whenever she was in Hollywood. Japanese tourist started running away.
2006-08-01 14:23:09 · answer #7 · answered by pharrell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
2006-08-01 12:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by Pokey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo moma's teeth is so cricket, it look lyke she throwin up gang signs
Yo Mama's Teeth So Big, When She Sneezes She Bites Her ****
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
7.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an SnY
8.Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
9.Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
10.Yo mama`s so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
11.Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order.
12.Yo mama's so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.
13.Yo mama's so poor, she has to take the trash IN.
14.Yo mama's so poor, she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
15.Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
16.Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds
17.Yo mama's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited all day for it to say go!
18.Yo mama's so old she took her driving test on a dinasou.
19.Yo mama's so old she had jesus on her yearbo0k.
20.Yo mama's so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with and application.
21.Yo mama's so dirty, she loses weight in the shower.
22.Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
23.Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.
24.Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick
25.Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license
26.Yo mama's so stupid I told her to act her age and the ***** died
27.yo moma's teeth so yellow when she closed her mouth her hole body shined
2006-08-01 12:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by NESSA! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid she got stuck in a grocery store and starved.
2006-08-01 12:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by lulu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋