The best Surrey girl joke you can think of?

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The best Surrey girl joke you can think of?

2006-08-01 11:29:45 · 2 answers · asked by position28 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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Girl bought a new bathroom set - bath shower loo etc.

a few days afer it was fitted she went into the shop to complain

Her compalint was that the water would not stay in the bath.

When asked if she put the plug in

She replied "OH I did not k now it was an electric bath" !!!!

sorry

2006-08-01 11:38:21 · answer #1 · answered by Pepper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Did you hear about the girl terrorist that tried to blow up a car?
Burned her mouth on the tail pipe.

The other Surrey girl advised her to let it cool, but it still didn't work. "Silly", said the first, "the windows are down!"

2006-08-01 19:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋