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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room, and, I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine, and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and, threw out my beer.

B i t c h . . .

2006-08-01 10:28:37 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

lol...loved it

2006-08-01 16:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 · 9 3

that's good, wish mine would tell me the same thing! It wouldn't make sense for me to just get up and do it..........instead of being a funny ***** I would just be a B****.

2006-08-01 17:53:06 · answer #2 · answered by Brandy 3 · 0 0

that was funny, tell another 1, here is a corny 1,
i ask my husband can i ask him a question and for him to give me an honest answer....... he told me nope i cant ask him a question and except it to be an honest answer

2006-08-01 17:37:19 · answer #3 · answered by 1plum 4 · 0 0

That was a good one. Had to pass it on.

2006-08-01 17:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by El Loco 2 · 0 0

ha

2006-08-01 17:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by Bubba 3 · 0 0

your funny! your a clown...you amuse me!

2006-08-01 17:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by up urs 3 · 0 0

hahahaha
cool
okay

2006-08-01 18:18:16 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥princess♥♥ 3 · 0 0

hehe. ouch.

2006-08-01 17:36:26 · answer #8 · answered by thunderwear 4 · 0 0

LOL. LOL. I liked it.

2006-08-01 20:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

LOL THAT WAS FUNNY

2006-08-01 17:36:21 · answer #10 · answered by BROWNLYN 5 · 0 0

it was oookay.

2006-08-01 17:32:54 · answer #11 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0 0

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