like a fat kid like zach moyers
2006-08-10 08:36:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama so fat i cant even think of a joke to fit her!
2006-08-10 08:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by Mango 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she put on a pair of BVD's it spelled out Boulevard
yo momma so ugly she can't get a date off a calendar
yo momma so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice
yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu
yo momma so fat she wore high heels and struck oil
yo momma so short she models for trophies
yo momma so poor she goes to KFC to lick the other people's fingers
yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was just a prince
yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickle
yo momma so old her social security number is in Roman numerals
yo momma so fat she has more chins than Chinatown
2006-08-10 08:47:21 · answer #2 · answered by leo509 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's hair so short she has to use rice as hair rollers.
Yo mama so poor she has to warm up off of a cigarrete bud.
Yo mama so old she tells you stories of when pizza hut was just a tent.
Yo mama so fat she walked in front of the tv and you miss the whole season of (fill in show).
Yo mama's a$s so big shes 3 feet taller when she sits.
Yo mama so fat the only thing she cant outweight is you.
2006-08-10 08:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by Lana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont rather like yo momma jokes yet those are 2 that i know yo momma so fat that as quickly as shes sitting around the residing house shes sitting around the residing house yo momma so fat that as quickly as she walked previous the window we misplaced 3 days of image voltaic
2016-10-01 22:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so old that when Moses parted the red sea she was waitin on the other side!
I shouldn't say bad things about yo momma, I don't know who he is personally...
2006-08-10 09:49:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat I told it to ther back. She said why don't you say it to my face. I said I would, but my car only has half a tank.
2006-08-10 08:46:13 · answer #6 · answered by Wig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she called yo mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmma.
2006-08-10 08:43:22 · answer #7 · answered by ponyboy 81 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so black when you cut her you get oil.
Yo momma so ugly when she went outside she was arrested for indecent exposure
Yo momma so ugly.....well hell look at you.
2006-08-10 08:40:13 · answer #8 · answered by Paktown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did this one somewhere else. yo momma's so smelly, her deodorant say's to spray from a distance of 30 foot.
2006-08-14 01:50:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas glasses are so thick she can look on a map and see people waiving!
2006-08-14 08:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by jenn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋