Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-20 06:53:05 · 8 answers · asked by Hardy 2

2006-07-20 06:52:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 06:51:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Because POTHOLDER was already taken.

2006-07-20 06:46:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 06:42:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is the answer?

2006-07-20 06:36:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 06:24:58 · 16 answers · asked by Sharkboy 1

2006-07-20 06:23:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Hi,

Here is a riddle for you all. You can ask yes/no questions regarding the story and I will reply to you in this board. I'll keep it running until tomorrow afternoon and I will pop in ocassionaly to reply to the yes/no questions.

"2 people are sitting in a cabin on the side of a mountain. They are both dead. How did they die?"

If you have heard this before, please do not answer and give everyone else a shot at it. Thanks!

2006-07-20 06:20:46 · 18 answers · asked by NJbebop 1

2006-07-20 06:06:54 · 9 answers · asked by BR!@NN@ M@R!3 2

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
dearly departed mother and started back toward
his car when his attention was diverted to another
man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
"Why did you have to die? Why did you have to
die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief,
but this demonstration of pain is more than I've
ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply?
A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied, "My wife's first husband."

2006-07-20 06:03:50 · 12 answers · asked by ireland 1

who you hangin out with for laughs tonight (pick one) richard pryor robin harris gary owen you name the one that be havin your side hurting from laughing for me richard pryor past and always and that new dude patrice o'neal is my choices pick who does it 4 u

2006-07-20 06:00:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

2006-07-20 06:00:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two letters missing

What are the next two letters in the following series?

A E F H I K L M _ _

2006-07-20 06:00:00 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Pink Princess♥ 3

Nostalgia

Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.

Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other.

After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's manhood. Surprised but appreciative, Peter comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more already?"

Sharon replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine."

2006-07-20 05:57:24 · 4 answers · asked by ireland 1

Chew tobacca deez nuts?

2006-07-20 05:42:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 05:18:01 · 34 answers · asked by homeskillet 3

2006-07-20 05:14:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

ever see it? It was in Scotland somewhere I accidentally let it out into some lake...

2006-07-20 05:10:39 · 4 answers · asked by Golgo-13 2

2006-07-20 05:06:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 05:01:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

The Costume Party



A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life."

2006-07-20 04:55:38 · 31 answers · asked by lonnie 3

I really want to know what this means...
A jar of pickles is eagerly awaiting verdict. Muffins are angry. Upside down computer.

2006-07-20 04:55:03 · 6 answers · asked by ang27 1

The best joke gets 10 points!

2006-07-20 04:49:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 04:45:18 · 11 answers · asked by Golgo-13 2

2006-07-20 04:35:09 · 9 answers · asked by da_realist 1

If the chiken came first were did it come from?If the egg came first were did the egg come?

2006-07-20 04:17:21 · 29 answers · asked by cynthgzmn 3

Three woman were eating ice cream. one was licking it, one was biting and one was sucking. which one is married?

2006-07-20 04:10:53 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

من يعرف نكتة تتكون من ستة كلمات فقط

2006-07-20 04:07:16 · 5 answers · asked by hussen a 1

2006-07-20 04:03:19 · 7 answers · asked by no.1dylanfan 1