Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

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2006-07-20 00:54:24 · 11 answers · asked by miracles 1

2006-07-20 00:27:24 · 24 answers · asked by bula 2

I have many friends. 4 of them formed a group and call it "INTAP". i just want to know what this stands for. i made several guesses. y dont u give a try. i want all the possible full forms for this "INTAP". I want only hillarious ones pleez.

2006-07-20 00:14:14 · 19 answers · asked by fayaz 3

a stupid villager woke up one early morning and strapped his donkey in such a rush that the belt strapped the donkey's dik...
"geedy yap!" but the donkey refused to move a muscle, and at that instance the donkey had a massive erection, and with the strap around it, the donkey was in real agony....
"come on, stupid donkey!!!" cried the villager not noticing the mess underneath...
a guy still drunk cooly came up to him:
"wassa matters?"
"this jackass doesn't wanna move an inch! dunno what's wrong with him today"
"why don't you release the handbrake, idiot!"

2006-07-19 23:58:03 · 8 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5

2006-07-19 23:36:58 · 11 answers · asked by Oracle 2

2006-07-19 23:31:51 · 19 answers · asked by Oracle 2

2006-07-19 23:28:07 · 29 answers · asked by fahad h 1

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2006-07-19 23:19:58 · 18 answers · asked by police 6

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2006-07-19 23:19:18 · 3 answers · asked by police 6

I fell from the bed and now i have a big baloon on my head....do u think if i hammer it back then it will go inside ???

2006-07-19 23:12:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-19 23:03:20 · 17 answers · asked by Ammu 1

I'm feeling really unhappy and I don't know why. Anyone have any jokes? I don't get offended by jokes do fire away! I like riddles too.

2006-07-19 23:00:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-19 22:53:02 · 7 answers · asked by Matthew O 2

2006-07-19 22:48:32 · 5 answers · asked by Matthew O 2

2006-07-19 22:48:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-19 22:36:54 · 13 answers · asked by Matthew O 2

2006-07-19 22:32:00 · 11 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4

2006-07-19 22:30:32 · 3 answers · asked by Matthew O 2

2006-07-19 22:27:26 · 9 answers · asked by Matthew O 2

2006-07-19 21:58:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

An ant told somethin to elephand and he died........

2006-07-19 21:52:54 · 10 answers · asked by question bank 1

i am the most dangerous BABy on the Planet ??

2006-07-19 21:40:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

LTMS just thought id check n see.
if you cant laugh at your self what right do you have to laugh at others

2006-07-19 21:39:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

ok....this 1 12 year old punched me in my head and how do i get him bak im only 10 so help me make his *** cry

2006-07-19 21:38:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest pathways one day, when they
collided at the point where the pathways meet.
They immediately began to argue with one another
as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the
snake remarked that he had been blind since
birth, and thus should be given additional
leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been
blind since birth. The two animals then forgot
about the collision and began commiserating
concerning the problems of being blind. The snake
said that his greatest regret was the loss of his
identity. He had never been able to see his
reflection in water, and for that reason did not
know exactly what he looked like, or even what he
was. The rabbit declared that he had the same
problem.

Seeing a way that they could help each other,
the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from
head to toe, and then try to describe what the
other animal was. The snake agreed, and started
by winding himself around the rabbit. After a
few moments, he announced, 'You've got very soft,
fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little
fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a
bunny rabbit!' The rabbit was much relieved to
find his identity, and proceeded to return the
favor to the snake. After feeling about the
snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted,
'Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got
beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all
the time, and you've got a forked tongue.
I think you're a lawyer!'

2006-07-19 21:38:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please click the link to my latest blog...
Why cycling shorts SHOULD be BLACK and NEVER RED.
http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-Ho1dn6s7dKd5kxC74Zlrt0c-?cq=1

2006-07-19 21:28:50 · 13 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4

Arnold was in the bed he was awake, thieves were enterd in the house, they opened the treasury in the house and they collect all the valuables from its. and then safe escaped from the house, next day Arnold not complained to police?

why?

2006-07-19 21:11:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

What shall i do now????

2006-07-19 21:09:46 · 7 answers · asked by Louie J 3

get this... or get them this...
http://www.pappywishbone.com/Redneck-Novelties/Pappys-Redneck-Weather-Station/

hahaha what do u think?

2006-07-19 20:52:58 · 7 answers · asked by wilsonallstar22 1

2006-07-19 20:41:03 · 13 answers · asked by Still Waters 1