An ant told somethin to elephand and he died........
2006-07-19 21:52:54 · 10 answers · asked by question bank 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
“I am pregnant. The baby is yours,” he fainted
“Oh! They are twins.” he fainted
"It’s too good to be true that you have my babies, why don’t we make it one more time right now?” he died
2006-07-19 22:07:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who died, the elephant or the ant?
if it was the elephant then the ant must have told him that 'Dropping Dumbo' was just a movie.
if it was the ant then he must have told the elephant that he (the ant) had only 2 seconds left to die from prostrate cancer and needed someone to know and tell his relatives
Howz that?.
2006-07-19 22:20:50 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this the same ant that bit my.....? I didn't now that ants can get pregnant by biting my..... i almost fainted.....
2006-07-19 22:22:30 · answer #3 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the ant said "kill me" and it died.. *sobs* poor little ant he was deperessed coz the elephant won't marry the ant.. awwwwwww
2006-07-19 23:07:39 · answer #4 · answered by *rocker chic* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave u birth and child to day u are leaving me.
2006-07-19 22:10:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ate a marshmallow once
2006-07-19 22:02:23 · answer #6 · answered by DarealJC 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm seeing an aardvark, maybe we'll get married too..."
2006-07-19 23:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am stronger than you.
2006-07-19 22:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by sunil kumar shah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just screwed you
2006-07-19 22:00:55 · answer #9 · answered by fullmoon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have AIDS!!
2006-07-20 04:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋