Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

Seriously, what's a jigga man?

2006-07-20 09:41:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

2006-07-20 09:29:49 · 6 answers · asked by brandie m 1

the one that made me laugh was my friend said "god shitting out paragrahs i don't wanna read" in english and also tell me the most funniest names if u want

2006-07-20 09:28:30 · 18 answers · asked by Chesh » 5

2006-07-20 09:27:05 · 26 answers · asked by jimmy s 1

pick a number
double it
add eight
take away half
take away the number you started with from what you have now
now take the number you have left and apply it to the corresponding letter in the alphebet...for example..A=1
think of a state that begins with your letter
now go to the next letter...think of an animal that starts with that letter.....






I wonder if Deleware has any Elephants?


this may or may not have worked.....oh well..like I said...bored beyond belief

2006-07-20 09:08:44 · 8 answers · asked by how dare I 5

... and says "This is the pig I have sex with when you are not in the mood". His wife says, "That is so disgusting". He replies, "I wasn't talking to you".

2006-07-20 08:57:27 · 14 answers · asked by nureal1 2

2 Americans decide to move to Mexico to open up a Bungee Jumping Business. Not ever being there before, they have a hard time w/language, and finding a location. They opt to "launch" off a bridge to attract a group of people picnicing below it. One of the guys straps himself and jumps off the bridge. When he came up his friend noticed he had some scrapes, and these got worse everytime he bounced up. He asked him,, "Hey are you all right, the bungee must be too short and it really did a number on your face.

No the bungee is just fine,but what the heck is a piñata?

2006-07-20 08:56:57 · 36 answers · asked by xxxx 2

First person to answer joke correctly or even answer it correctly at all gets my vote... THINK!!!! If no one gets it I'll leave a comment of what the answer is...

2006-07-20 08:52:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

One day a guy was walking down the street and saw
an old, burnt-out hippie sitting on the curb crying.
The guy asks the old dude why he's so upset. The dude
tells him, "I have a 20 year-old foxy wife who gives me
head every day. She's a millionaire and we live in a
huge mansion. She buys me a new motorcycle and a pound
of pot every month, plus she gives me a $1,000 per
week allowance."The first guy is stunned. He
says to the old hippie dude, "Then why are you crying?
It seems to me that you should be out having a
ball!" The old dude replies, "I forgot where i live."

2006-07-20 08:34:18 · 13 answers · asked by rustybongwater 2

Malnutrition

2006-07-20 08:32:30 · 7 answers · asked by rustybongwater 2

Just tell me a funny memory please

2006-07-20 08:27:22 · 9 answers · asked by compooky888 2

2006-07-20 08:26:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

While tending to her housework, a woman asks her husband

"Will you please fix the cabinet in the kitchen? It's been barely holding on to it's hinges for weeks now."

He replies "Does it say 'carpenter' on my forehead?"

Surprised, she lets it go and returns to her housework. As she begins to clean the bathroom, she notices that the lever is getting stuck. She yells from the bathroom,

"Honey, the toilet's lever is stuck again! Can you fix it?"

She comes into the living room to find him reading the paper. He responds to the puzzled look on her face with...

"Do I have "plumber" written on my forehead?"

The next day, her husband comes home from work to find the Cabinet fixed, the toilet fixed, and a chipper spouse making the bed in the master bedroom.

"Who fixed everything?"

2006-07-20 08:15:49 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5

how many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
sorry we closed 12 seconds ago and ive already counted the till

how many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
two. one to screw it and one to screw it up

how many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
one. and you should have seen it. it was this big!

how many pro lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
five. two to screw in the bulb, two to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing, and one to shoot them all, just in case they are pro choice

how many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
just one, but it takes 30 visits at 90$ a session

how many motor mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
five. one to force it with a hammer, one to tell you its no longer in warrenty, and three to go out for more bulbs

how many PhD students does it take to change a light bulb?
"you'll find out when i present my thesis on it in five years

2006-07-20 08:02:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ok!!!I'm really scared its 3.00pm and its really dark.I need some info on what you would do if you were in a blackout at home.Also like how to make light,e.t.c

2006-07-20 07:56:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

year doesnt count i was born in april

2006-07-20 07:53:46 · 27 answers · asked by sexi_lil_chick 2

Ok i dont know wat i did wrong but check my profile im clean.

2006-07-20 07:53:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

i have a face but i connot eat or see,i have hands but i cannot touch

2006-07-20 07:51:03 · 13 answers · asked by Foolishness. 4

A: He thought it would make his soil richer!

2006-07-20 07:49:04 · 4 answers · asked by sexi_lil_chick 2

ok 4 real try to say
toy boat 3 times fast (you sholdnt be able to say it)

2006-07-20 07:38:38 · 19 answers · asked by sexi_lil_chick 2

ok....well im bored and i would like to know if anybody has any funny stories,quizzes,jokes,riddles,brainteasers to tell.
tall me anything....but don't be rude


P.S. why when i ask a question i can never add additional details.???

2006-07-20 07:29:33 · 12 answers · asked by ღbrownsugarღ 3

a celibate priest. they give up their sex lives, only to have people come in and tell them the highlights

2006-07-20 07:13:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

BOO-loney! HAW HAW HAW.

2006-07-20 07:12:22 · 12 answers · asked by ilikepieandcrust11 1

2006-07-20 07:09:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 07:08:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 07:06:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

I hope somebody knows the answer, cause if I put it right below this question.....................

2006-07-20 07:05:13 · 10 answers · asked by NANCY K 6

1.there is one word in english which is always spelled incorrectly what is it?
2.what is it tht goes up n down but does not move?
3.the maker doesnt want it;the buyer doesnt use it;and the user doesnt even see it?
4.what is it tht all wise men,regardless of their releigion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth
5.which is correct to say,"the yolk of the egg *are* white or 'the yolk of egg* is *white

2006-07-20 07:01:18 · 14 answers · asked by sadiya56 2

Punter in shower Okay, make it rain.
Prostitute turns on the water.
Punter- Keep turning the light on and off like it's lightning.
She does.
Kick the wall, make it sound like thunder
She does.
Prostitute after ten minutes Don't you want sex?
Punter- What, in this weather?

2006-07-20 07:00:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 06:56:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous