While tending to her housework, a woman asks her husband
"Will you please fix the cabinet in the kitchen? It's been barely holding on to it's hinges for weeks now."
He replies "Does it say 'carpenter' on my forehead?"
Surprised, she lets it go and returns to her housework. As she begins to clean the bathroom, she notices that the lever is getting stuck. She yells from the bathroom,
"Honey, the toilet's lever is stuck again! Can you fix it?"
She comes into the living room to find him reading the paper. He responds to the puzzled look on her face with...
"Do I have "plumber" written on my forehead?"
The next day, her husband comes home from work to find the Cabinet fixed, the toilet fixed, and a chipper spouse making the bed in the master bedroom.
"Who fixed everything?"
2006-07-20 08:15:49 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"A kind young gentleman came by today, said he was a handyman and asked if I needed anything done around the house. When he finished, he said I couldn't pay him with cash because I don't keep it around the house. He mentioned that was fine and that I could pay him by sucking his dick or cooking him a good meal."
"What did you cook for him?"
"Does it say "chef" of my forehead?"
2006-07-20 08:16:00 · update #1
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2006-07-20 09:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHA! I heard a similar one except the husband comes home to find his wife in bed with the handyman. When he askes what she is doind she explained "Well, he came to the door and asked if there was any work that needed to be done so I told him you had neglected to fix the cabinets and the lever so he fixed it" "After I had paid him and just as he was about to leave he turned and asked me "so is there anything ELSE your husband has neglected lately?"
LOL
2006-07-20 15:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay I give it a 65/100,the husband is lazy,he needs to fix those things,thats a shame.
2006-07-20 15:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jeremy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh haha funny! I like that, I feel sorry for the wife. Jeez I would've hated to have a hubbie like that. =(
2006-07-20 15:51:28 · answer #4 · answered by {.Ceci.} 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lmao wasn't expecting that i mean the chef part i figured she did something for sex though lol very very good lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-20 15:18:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh! Nice One!
2006-07-20 15:20:33 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley Marlene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very funny. LOL
2006-07-20 15:26:04 · answer #7 · answered by brutfull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! Ah!
Ten points!
2006-07-20 15:18:15 · answer #8 · answered by Andi Rolf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~ha ha that ws hilarious-serves the a@@hole for always cocking off!!!~
2006-07-20 15:53:08 · answer #9 · answered by hlpz76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an old one for me......lol
2006-07-20 15:20:57 · answer #10 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋