2006-07-20 06:56:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
2006-07-20 08:21:07 · answer #1 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Coz he wanted to poop really bad and the toilet (with ever precous toilet paper) is on the other side of the road, thus he crossed it. ;o)
2006-07-20 07:13:34 · answer #2 · answered by mags 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To meet the chicks at KFC?
2006-07-20 07:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was tatooed to Steven Tyler.
2006-07-20 07:06:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from the frying pan that was chasing it.
2006-07-20 07:02:14 · answer #5 · answered by lala<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get away from the turkey?
2006-07-20 07:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by nancy a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he wanted to get to the other side?
2006-07-20 07:00:41 · answer #7 · answered by ► Gavilan ◄ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was trying to get to KFC
2006-07-20 07:28:20 · answer #8 · answered by heydee06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't
2006-07-20 07:01:48 · answer #9 · answered by Maggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side
AHAHAHAHAH!
:P
2006-07-20 07:25:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋