the one that made me laugh was my friend said "god shitting out paragrahs i don't wanna read" in english and also tell me the most funniest names if u want
2006-07-20 09:28:30 · 18 answers · asked by Chesh » 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the phrase I like to use most when doing something that's not easy is "it's like trying to push smoke up a cats @ss with a knitting needle"
2006-07-20 10:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by Sean B 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Person 1- I am thirsty, but theres nothing to drink
Person 2 - Well there's some ice cream
Person 1 - No, it's like eating snow...
This is real by the way...theres some crazy people nowadays...
2006-07-20 13:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How Much,How Much,My God When I was a kid you could have fed a continent on that much money,I only asked for a loaf,not the national debt of the universe
2006-07-20 09:33:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know what I hate? I hate rhetorical questions
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers.
Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
2006-07-20 09:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by Lucid_dreams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually heard this from an old outtake from the old tv show Thundercats:
Man, I feel like I have been shot at and missed and sh** at and hit.
Don't know what it really means but it's funny.
2006-07-20 09:34:34 · answer #5 · answered by sound_wave_007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's cool to wrap your tool"
"I'm horrible with goodbyes, let me try though... Hello.. ****!"
Person 1- You're funny.
Person 2- I am funny!
Person 1- Says who?
"You know what I was thinking while staring at the back of your girlfriend's head last night?"
2006-07-20 09:34:33 · answer #6 · answered by Drizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a friend called jara pickles. also my fingernail fell off today. My 26 year old brother assured me it would fully grow back in 2 weeks. he is nutty as squirrel turd!
2006-07-20 09:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by paulcartwheel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm studying at the University of Sh!t Happens
2006-07-20 10:21:34 · answer #8 · answered by vwallwood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waitin in the doctor's and a guy see's someone he knows n say's Hi how are you . Other bloke says I'm fine ,how are you?,I'm fine to What were they seeing the doctor for??
2006-07-20 13:39:21 · answer #9 · answered by dragonnookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you want me to do jump up and down and blow sparks out my ***!?! And famous last words... Hold my Beer and Watch This!!
2006-07-20 09:56:20 · answer #10 · answered by Ka'De 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋