how many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
sorry we closed 12 seconds ago and ive already counted the till
how many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
two. one to screw it and one to screw it up
how many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
one. and you should have seen it. it was this big!
how many pro lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
five. two to screw in the bulb, two to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing, and one to shoot them all, just in case they are pro choice
how many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
just one, but it takes 30 visits at 90$ a session
how many motor mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
five. one to force it with a hammer, one to tell you its no longer in warrenty, and three to go out for more bulbs
how many PhD students does it take to change a light bulb?
"you'll find out when i present my thesis on it in five years
2006-07-20 08:02:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great, check this one:
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him.
The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen.
The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork around your vagina before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?"
2006-07-20 08:12:33 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard this 1 yesterday
what is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb
you can unscrew a lighbulb lol
2006-07-20 08:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
theyre ok. i like the moter mechanics best
2006-07-20 08:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you really lit up my day. LOL
2006-07-20 08:09:13 · answer #4 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that vagina joke was the bomb.....light bulb was okay
2006-07-20 08:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by sharcook1975@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh tisk no comment no comment check ya later ♥
2006-07-20 08:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have heard funnier jokes. gilmore's joke was o.k. i read that one somewhere.
2006-07-20 09:31:53 · answer #7 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pretty good
2006-07-20 08:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by B tizzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! those were GREAT! i loved it!!!hehe ;D
p.s. Gilmore...that was gross!
2006-07-20 08:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by tots 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are pretty good
2006-07-20 08:46:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋