Punter in shower Okay, make it rain.
Prostitute turns on the water.
Punter- Keep turning the light on and off like it's lightning.
She does.
Kick the wall, make it sound like thunder
She does.
Prostitute after ten minutes Don't you want sex?
Punter- What, in this weather?
2006-07-20 07:00:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was good for a chuckle to make the afternoon go faster !!
Will that work on my hubby ??!!
2006-07-21 01:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by barneyboomagoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...funny....check this one:
Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming,
"A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!".
The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!".
So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor.
"Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says.
"It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.".
The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
,the other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"
2006-07-20 07:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, oh, he is off his brolly! SO off his brolly! So delightfully off his brolly! It's like, here's his brolly, and then, all the way over here, it's him, because, like, he's off his brolly, so he's not on his brolly. Oh snap!
2006-07-20 07:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by mrcone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i like it 9
2006-07-20 09:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by castle1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so your mamma came home with no money again
son we are going to have to do something about her
think i`ll divorce her
can you think of something to do with her
2006-07-20 09:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-07-20 07:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by ► Gavilan ◄ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-07-20 20:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep them coming.
2006-07-20 07:56:57 · answer #8 · answered by steven e 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had he forgotten his rubber jacket?
2006-07-21 08:08:09 · answer #9 · answered by GRUMPY /UK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao good 1 thanks 4 d giggle
2006-07-20 07:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by MissElection 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋