2 Americans decide to move to Mexico to open up a Bungee Jumping Business. Not ever being there before, they have a hard time w/language, and finding a location. They opt to "launch" off a bridge to attract a group of people picnicing below it. One of the guys straps himself and jumps off the bridge. When he came up his friend noticed he had some scrapes, and these got worse everytime he bounced up. He asked him,, "Hey are you all right, the bungee must be too short and it really did a number on your face.
No the bungee is just fine,but what the heck is a piñata?
2006-07-20 08:56:57 · 36 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he did not make it up! He heard it. And yes the bungee would have to be too long.
2006-07-20 09:07:03 · update #1
he did not make it up! He heard it. And yes the bungee would have to be too long.
2006-07-20 09:07:13 · update #2
that's a good one Gilmore,except not for a 7 year old. I'll keep that one for myself
2006-07-20 09:20:48 · update #3
I think it's great. He gets an attaboy from me.
2006-07-20 09:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i havnt heard it before.. 5/10...
focus on delivery...
with a better presentation.. it would rank higher...
presentation is everything now adays
How would the bungee being too short affect the face? Hit the bottom of the bridge?
I woulda guessed he got scraped up from goin down to far...
*shrugs* lol...
im not a joke teller though..
2006-07-20 09:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by red_samurai_dragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's on the right track with it. The bungee would too long if he hit the ground, not too short. On a 1 to 5 scale, I rate it 4.25. I liked it.
2006-07-20 09:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by Hums2oldies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that this a good one.
I have heard it before, but it is still good for a laugh.
Maybe he will like this one.
Alaskan Kayak Accident
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
2006-07-20 09:06:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Oh man, oh, oh gosh, oh. Pinata. Priceless. He got beat up cuz they thought he was a pinata. Kind of reminds me of the Spongebob episode where Patrick smashes Spongebob with a rock cause he was having nightmares about spiders. Keep the jokes a'comin.' kid that was funny stuff. 8/10
2006-07-20 09:02:08 · answer #5 · answered by Bonapartess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A 5/10. It's good, but I've heard it a couple times befre.
2006-07-20 08:59:18 · answer #6 · answered by im.in.college.so.i.know.stuff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't the assumption be that he's hitting the ground and therefore the line is too long?
It's a cute joke... I give it a 6.
2006-07-20 09:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by joelfeig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one 8 out of 10
2006-07-20 09:21:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That doesn't sound like a 7 year old to me.
2006-07-20 09:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by eric_themadman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! For a seven-year-old, I'll give it an 8!
2006-07-20 09:00:04 · answer #10 · answered by Trinaunz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A paper mache animal filled with candy.
2006-07-20 08:59:42 · answer #11 · answered by Soulbow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋