... and says "This is the pig I have sex with when you are not in the mood". His wife says, "That is so disgusting". He replies, "I wasn't talking to you".
2006-07-20 08:57:27 · 14 answers · asked by nureal1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Rude, crude... and funny!!!
2006-07-20 09:06:23 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ya, that's funny, check this couple ::
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not there 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job".
She runs back and tells the guy all the gets for thirty is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE penis. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
2006-07-20 16:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!10/10!
2006-07-20 16:22:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great 8 out of 10
2006-07-20 16:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Cute!
2006-07-20 16:00:48 · answer #5 · answered by carebear2luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok.....thats kinda wrong but funny at the same time
2006-07-20 16:02:43 · answer #6 · answered by Rosie : 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol kinda old but very very funny lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-20 16:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-07-20 16:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by lsracegirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, wow thats wrong but funny...
2006-07-20 16:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!lol
2006-07-20 16:03:50 · answer #10 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋