Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
2006-07-20 06:00:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats really funny....got more??
2006-07-20 06:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a little girl is at school and the teacher asks her what is your favorite animal the little girl replies
I have 3 different favorite animals just like my mom
Oh really what are they asks the teacher
the little girl replies
A tiger for in my bed
A Jaguar in my Garage
and a jack *** to pay for it all
2006-07-20 13:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by kwingfan13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard this one before but it's still funny check ya later â¥
2006-07-20 13:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very funny and true lol
2006-07-20 13:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by ireland 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋