A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
dearly departed mother and started back toward
his car when his attention was diverted to another
man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
"Why did you have to die? Why did you have to
die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief,
but this demonstration of pain is more than I've
ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply?
A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied, "My wife's first husband."
2006-07-20 06:03:50 · 12 answers · asked by ireland 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow you thick thick people
the wife is a hainous bi*ch he wishes her first husband hadent died ,so thhat he would not have maried her
2006-07-20 06:30:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was her first husband maybe related to him, like a father, brother or son maybe.
2006-07-20 06:19:57 · answer #2 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really a SAD story, to sad for the second husbant...
and I know the answer to his question - why he had to die... it's simple... becaus of the WIFE :-)
2006-07-20 06:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by Omerta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah , wow that took me a minute to understand..lols i gotcha i gotcha!! funny!!
2006-07-20 06:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by allicinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would he pray for his wifes first husband? did he kill him or something? im lost.
2006-07-20 06:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by emnicole93 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a second, but that's a good one!!!!
2006-07-20 06:14:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little long, but LMAO!!!
2006-07-20 06:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by neoblady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its all about the money!
2006-07-20 06:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol money money money! money money money! lol chech ya later ♥
2006-07-20 06:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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That was fularious
2006-07-20 06:08:28 · answer #10 · answered by kwingfan13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋