The Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life."
2006-07-20 04:55:38 · 31 answers · asked by lonnie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hysterical! I love jokes that make you think you have the punchline figured out and then it turns out to be something that throws you a curve. Very funny!!!!!!
2006-07-20 05:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 18⤊ 3⤋
omg. that wuz the best joke I've heard in a while. and to imagine if that really did happen 2 someone. it was a long but good joke.i rate it a solid 10+
2006-07-20 12:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Can you imagine? sooo funny... and yet terrifying, never going to a masked party in my life and never allowing my husband to go to one... lol
Hey quick question, wouldn't she figure out it was not her husband when they had sex? Just wondering... jajaja
good one though!
2006-07-20 12:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by C a R L i T a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too long. Gets boring
2006-07-20 12:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by osman_zubair2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is soo funny 10/10
2006-07-20 12:45:52 · answer #5 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very OMG you wrote all that,that's so cool,and awesome,it took time to read it,but it was really funny,cool.
2006-07-20 11:57:48 · answer #6 · answered by Sophia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry I already posted this joke, but it was funny the first time check ya later â¥
2006-07-20 12:18:43 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it was his father instead of her brother it still cracks me up though 10 out of ten you made my day
2006-07-20 12:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, that would suck so bad. good joke. 8 out of 10
2006-07-20 12:01:31 · answer #9 · answered by Wesley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the best joke I have heard in a while!
2006-07-20 12:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a little long, kinda gross to think that it could really happen, but it was funny.
2006-07-20 13:03:43 · answer #11 · answered by Lovely Lioness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋