2006-07-20 04:35:09 · 9 answers · asked by da_realist 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Most jokes are white jokes, they just don't use the word "white".
Fire In The Furnace?
A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair is completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, "Well, how'd I do?"
The nurse says, "She had twins."
He says, "Heh, heh, heh...well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace."
She says, "Well, then you'd better change filters. Both of the babies are black."
2006-07-20 09:56:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. What is the similarity between white men and white tile? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life.
2.What do you call 20 white guys in a boat? A milk jug.
3. What is white and 8 inches long? Nothing.
4. How many white guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
5. Did you hear about the white guy that walked into a bar? He had a few beers, paid his tab and went home.
6. What do you call four white guys in a band? A quartet.
7. What really sucks about being white? Nothing.
8. Why do they call the President's home the "White House"? Because its external walls were painted after being severely damaged in the War of 1812.
9. What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere but does not own a car? A taxi
10. Why can't white men jump? Guilt weighs down their souls.
2006-07-20 11:43:15 · answer #2 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not directly but Polish people are generally white and we have been taking a beating along side the Irish for decades now ...
Redneck...
2006-07-20 12:01:47 · answer #3 · answered by Bobbo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, but id like to hear some and im white.
2006-07-20 11:38:04 · answer #4 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are white people better than?
black ones
hahahahaha
2006-07-20 11:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by bill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but I think Bills comment was soo rascist.
2006-07-20 12:47:25 · answer #6 · answered by lonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many crackers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One! Now stfu you racist commie.
2006-07-20 11:49:02 · answer #7 · answered by Golgo-13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah...look at any liberal the white ones are hilarious looking
2006-07-20 11:38:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at jokes.com or search Google...
2006-07-20 11:53:20 · answer #9 · answered by kelikristina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋