2006-07-20 05:06:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got married.
AND she wasn't even pregnant !!!!
2006-07-20 08:10:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have once dressed up a deer we found dead on the side of a road in a tutu and make up for the purpose of a drinking game. We had to make it look like a hooker.
Good fun, putting eye shadow on an empty socket. Leaves a horrible mess in the boot of the car.
2006-07-20 06:10:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i fingered my teacher when i was n 8th grade it was so crowdy and i did it , there was a reason behind it she was on my nervz 24/7 hours u know that is y i did it and right after that i really felt so sorry fo her
and besides look at the first guy answered u :D ( ansereing :D) beautiful spelling
2006-07-20 05:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
walking in my sleep
I always kept a can of transmission fluid in the fender of my car
I went out one night buck naked popped the hood took cap off and took in a big mouthful of tranny fluid, then spit it all over the car while naked.
6 neighbors moved out of the apts within a week and none of them would talk to me
2006-07-20 05:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by Mr nice guy 2U 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw myself fall. My whole body. no lie. Funny as hell
2006-07-20 07:03:24 · answer #5 · answered by kmccrae8403 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time I ate my own stomach.
2006-07-20 05:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by mickeycushman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It kinda weird answering a question by not really answering it. you know what i mean.
2006-07-20 05:18:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Playing with my poo when I was young, haha..I know it sounds yucky!
2006-07-20 05:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
either than talking to myself when no ones around...nothing
2006-07-20 05:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by Lebby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasting my time by answering ur question
2006-07-20 05:23:36 · answer #10 · answered by srinu710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋