2006-07-20 04:03:19 · 7 answers · asked by no.1dylanfan 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's some,
- What kind of cheese isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
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- What do you call a smelly teletubby?
Stinky Winky!
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- Why did the witch put a watch at the end of her broom stick?
Cuz she wanted time to fly.
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- Doctor, Doctor !! My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it!
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- Why did the duck try to cross the road?
to show his girlfriend he had guts
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- the 7 dwarfs were in the tub feeling happy so happy got up and left!
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- Man comes into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is in bed with cold cream on and wearing curlers. "Honey," the man announces, "this is the pig I sleep with when you have a headache."
The wife looks annoyed and says, "You old fool! That's a sheep."
The man replies, "You old fool! I wasn't talking to you!"
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- A marine and a soldier were driving down the same road, both talking on a phone. They got into a terrible crash, and there cars were totaled, but none of them got hurt. The marine produced a bottle of alcohol and said:"Well, we're both to blame and we're okay, so why don't we drink this bottle of wine and bury the hatchet?" The soldier said okay, so the marine gave him the bottle and he drank half of it and offered it to the marine. The marine said:" I'll wait for the cops to show up first."
2006-07-20 06:22:36 · answer #1 · answered by COP 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Intelligent life on earth.
2006-07-20 11:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by kents411 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard of the new movie "constipated"? It hasn't come out yet.
2006-07-20 11:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by missy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: WANNA GO RIDE A BIKE?????
2006-07-20 11:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by Victhechic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the farmer say when his tracker was stolen?
"Where's my tracker?"
2006-07-20 11:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by O'Faolain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...and thats why the branch snapped off...HA HA HA LOL HA HA HA LOL
2006-07-20 11:07:43 · answer #6 · answered by fred[because i can] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got it.
2006-07-20 11:06:27 · answer #7 · answered by peppermint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋