Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

What’s more powerful than God, More evil that the devil, The poor hate it,The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die.

2006-07-20 19:27:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm specially interested in types of sniper rifles or boom boom technology.

2006-07-20 19:18:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've heard that lie sprinkled on it, with some water added, will help dissolve even bone. Any suggestions?

2006-07-20 19:10:43 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

There is a barrel with no lid and some wine in it. "This barrel of wine is more than half full," said Curly. "No it's not," says Mo. "It's less than half full."

Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?

2006-07-20 19:03:24 · 9 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7

can you tell me the answer what they did?

2006-07-20 19:02:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

the horse kick me.......ahh

2006-07-20 18:56:39 · 10 answers · asked by ryn 2

2006-07-20 18:51:02 · 4 answers · asked by GrimAxe 1

2006-07-20 18:50:12 · 9 answers · asked by saurabh m 1

Please share your experience(of scolding yourself).Thankyou.

2006-07-20 18:49:44 · 9 answers · asked by 007james bond 3

2006-07-20 18:45:42 · 9 answers · asked by GrimAxe 1

they were funny like the first few times and then it was like uhhh yeah i've heard that one like 500 times now, but thanks.

2006-07-20 18:32:15 · 11 answers · asked by Hayley! 2

2006-07-20 18:24:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

In days of old when knights were bold and toilets were not invented, theyd lay their load beside the road and walk away contented

In days of old when knights were bold and condoms were not invented, theyd tie a sock around thier cock and babies were prevented =)



Any one else got some lymrics?

2006-07-20 18:14:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.


You're a 90's kid if:

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."

You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

"Miss Susie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell..miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hell_o operator please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i'll kick you from behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and broke her little ***_k me no more questions, please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies, are in the city the bees are in the park .......................... miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dar dar da dark"

You remember when Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time"

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being Tommy.

You remember when super nintendo's became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

One word,"Pokemon"

When you have played and beaten mario brothers/duck hunt.

If you ever watch cheers.

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

if you memeber when every thing was "da BOMB"

when they made the new lunchables so that you could make tacos and pizza!!


You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

Writing M.A.S.H. notes. (and the twenty different versions of that)

Making those little fortune cookie things.. and then predicting
your life with them.

"I'm just joshin' ya!!"

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

And You Were Obsessed with either 'Nsync or Backstreet Boys. But never NEVER both...

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

When boys still had cooties and girls were still weird.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupider to get more stupider! Or the other way around.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

You remember a time before the WB.

You owned a portable tape player.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You know the significance of the number 23. (go mj.)

You went to McD's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds...at the play ground.

You remember dreaming to be on a Nickelodeon game show: Double Dare, Nick Arcade, GUTS, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Fun House, Figure It Out, ...

You all know you watched Hey Dude, and Salute Your Shorts...

Remember and You Cant Do That On Television where getting slimed first started!

Who Love's Orange Soda? Kel Loves Orange Soda.. IS it true??? I doo I doo I doooo00000000000......

When we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before cellphones.

Before MIKE JONES...

Before Anime was popular.

Before Green Day were "American Idiots"

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

Before Britney Spears was a slut.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When phone numbers were still 7 digits.

When Being a TOMBOY was "in".

When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

when none of your friends done or even touched weed yet.

When everyone loved Disney movies.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Way back.

when it was all about N64.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

2006-07-20 18:01:56 · 23 answers · asked by Love My Soldier 3

2006-07-20 18:00:54 · 19 answers · asked by markhanna3rd 1

cmon, you know the answer

2006-07-20 17:50:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 17:50:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Cury is a nice place I like to vacation in,
but if you are not there,
what would it become?

hehe good luck :)

2006-07-20 17:32:05 · 21 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

Who chases the dog??

2006-07-20 17:31:46 · 17 answers · asked by Louie J 3

This year class of students was one I will never forget. People you will meet in your life will change for better or worse. No matter who you are or what class you were you will meet this wonderful class and they will touch your heart and soul. Now that they graduacted they will have many hard choices to make about life. Do not feel sad for them, help them celebrate this chapter in life with them. Class of 2006

2006-07-20 17:30:53 · 28 answers · asked by maccie211 2

Have a go and see what you come up with!

2006-07-20 17:27:42 · 22 answers · asked by traceylolanna 3

I am just a figure of speech,
but if I am not in it,
then it becomes a curve
that makes people happy

2006-07-20 17:16:06 · 17 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

2006-07-20 17:13:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

You have a bathtub full of water. You have a spoon, a cup, and a bucket. What would you do ?

2006-07-20 17:13:26 · 15 answers · asked by skeeter 3

what is your favorite riddle or joke?
tell me and the best get 12 points!

2006-07-20 17:11:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

two blonds where in oklahoma. one says, which is closer: the moon or florda? the other says: heeeeellloooo? can you SEE florda?

not my joke, properdy of "blond update e-mail title"

2006-07-20 16:59:45 · 31 answers · asked by disco_dog 2

heres one...

mommy and daddy were getting busy in their bed room and their little boy walked in...
(stunned while his jaw dropped) DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!!! GET OFF OF MOMMY, YOUR HURTING HER!!!! later on that day mommy told her little boy that daddys belly was sooooo big that he layed on top of her to flatten it..and the little boy said "why mommy?? daddy goes to the lady next door and she blows him back up again "...

2006-07-20 16:58:57 · 19 answers · asked by LoVeLy 3

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

2006-07-20 16:58:43 · 27 answers · asked by sistah2sista 1

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go.

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!

2006-07-20 16:51:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 16:48:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous